Aug 25, 2023
Nell, to the tune of "Prince Ali": ~Make waaaaaayyyy for Mx Jesseeeeeeee~ Jesse: Jesse: I'm so impressed you got my title right, I'm not even gonna question the Disney.
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Nell, to the tune of "Prince Ali": ~Make waaaaaayyyy for Mx Jesseeeeeeee~ Jesse: Jesse: I'm so impressed you got my title right, I'm not even gonna question the Disney.
Jesse: Why is there no good equivalent for "sir" or "madam"???
Nell: ..."dude". Just "dude".
Jesse: Well, yes, but I can't exactly go up to some fancy-looking stranger and call-
Slab: "Squishy" is perfectly neutral.
Jesse: That's not really the same thing contextually-
Em: I always just say "d*ckhead". Like "hey, d*ckhead".
Jesse, mildly done: Oh yeah, the three genders. Male, female and d*ckhead.
Jesse: If men can't multitask...
Jesse: And women can...
Jesse: What does that mean for me?
Axel:
Axel: It means you're Ultimate.
Jesse: (*nods intently*)
Axel: (*nods intently*)
Axel: I swear I used to have a brain that sorta knew what it was doing...
Olivia, stretching her back: I swear I used to have a body that worked.
Jesse: I used to have a gender. Beat that.
Axel:
Olivia:
Axel: Jesse wins.
(*sits up in bed*) enby Jesse being both Ivor’s best man and Harper’s maid of honour
simultaneously wearing a suit and a dress somehow and absolutely killing it
yes
~ Mod Rainy
Jack: ...and remember, be trans, throw hands.
Jesse:
Jesse: (*flaps their hands*)
Jack: That's some good throwing, Jesse.
Stampy, to Jesse: ...so that's why I only ever call you "Jesse" now. If I don't call you any pronouns at all, I can never ever get them wrong again.
Jesse: What if I change my name?
Stampy:
Stampy: Please don't do that to me.
Jesse: (*upset about being misgendered*)
Axel: Get a bigger pronoun badge. Like an absolutely massive one.
Jesse: I could write it on my forehead and people would still get it wrong...
Axel: Can *I* write it on your forehead?
Jesse, smiling: I don't think I trust you not to write a curse word.
Axel: Ah, you know me too well.