February Laws
As February is rapidly approaching, some reminders are due.
- This is a month of cleanliness, and of rebirth. Do not tread on mushrooms should they be growing, for something was born there.
- Tuesdays are days of misfortune this month.
- Never trust anyone who is wearing a dark green scarf during this month.
- Be sure to carry ID this month.
- If you find a four leaf clover, pick it up and press it in a book. Do not carry it on you. Do not get caught with it in your possession.
- The ocean hungers.
- If a stranger offers you a warning, heed their words carefully. Very carefully.
- Sweep your hardwood. It is important to remain hygienic.
- If you’re reading directions after 11:00 PM, double and triple check. Words are finicky and indecisive this month, they may change their mind about what they’re saying.
- Research what to do should you encounter a coyote.
- If you buy a new pair of shoes, remove the laces and relace them a different way for good luck.
- If your front door faces south, consider hanging a sprig of mint above the door.
- Orange is a friendly colour.
- Dark green is a warning colour.
- If a friend invites you out for coffee, but orders tea, then you may need to rethink some things.
- Learn how to rehem your pants.
- Carry salt.
Stay safe.