Feb 11, 2025
who's your date this valentines? knife? you boykisser.
— 🪙🩶 (uhh no nickel emoji uhh)
Who’s your date?? Balloon? Baseball? Suitcase? The list goes on!
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seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
who's your date this valentines? knife? you boykisser.
— 🪙🩶 (uhh no nickel emoji uhh)
Who’s your date?? Balloon? Baseball? Suitcase? The list goes on!
—🏆
UNION x Fragment x Air Jordan 1 "Royal"
Actually, I'm gross every day
You: Valentine's Day
Me, an intellectual: Ship Appreciation Day
Friend: Do you have plans for Valentines?
Me: Of course I have! And I think it’s even better than your plans.
Internal Me: I have ice cream, Netflix, Ao3, Wattpad and FF.net all to myself
Friend: So.. Happy Valentines?
Me: Damn right!
The signs on Valentine’s day
Aries: no *rolls over and sleeps*
Taurus: has their best friend as their Valentine unironically and ironically
Gemini: “oh baby I love you” “flowers! aww you shouldnt have!” *cringes*
Cancer: middle aged married couple who eat takeout at 11pm
Leo: secretly wishing cupid will shoot an actual arrow into their heart and fucking kill them
Virgo: *gets flowers from someone* *they were from mom* *thanks mom*
Libra: actually has a Valentine. cute af with little present exchange
Scorpio: alone again hahaha *tears* *eats a kisses*
Sagittarius: just waiting until the 15th for discount candy day
Capricorn: *wishing for a Valentine but accepts the fact they wont get one*
Aquarius: dresses up as a cupid and shoots plastic arrows at people
Pisces: prints out pages and pages of funny Valentine’s day cards