#feck off!

[call-me-pup2]

The wine won 😎

[lebenhosen]

There is a post-it in my draw that is simply marked, "No Elephants."

I wrote this because I believe that the elephant in the room is what we always want to talk about, and what we avoid talking about, which leads to a, well, shall we say "poor quality" of conversation?

So as of right now, at 22:47 ELT (Emma's Laptop Time) I will be answering any and all questions posed, in an effort to clear my elephant trunk space (pun most definately intended,) with as close to truth as I can get (because let's face it, I don't know everything, even about myself.)

I will be posting this blog on my facebook, my tumblr and here, but if you don't wish to pose your question publicly please send it to the e-mail address- [email protected]

I will also be aiming to answer any face to face q's with as much honestly as humanly possible, but I should add that all internet questions will be collected and responded too on Tuesday night, because I shall not be at home. They will still be answered honestly, otherwise there'd be no point to this little venture.

So ask away my friends! And I will send our elephants packing.

P.S. If you want to ask silly questions, go ahead XD