Bork ♡ @call-me-pup2 - Tumblr Blog

Here's all my links, plz also read my bio :3

I'm on fetlife too with the username _call_me_pup_

fem-switch-whore

My tits bounce when I walk I’m not listening to you

bitchi4mwillywonka

you know what's crazy? me, so stop playing with me.

loserforever

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

I’m looking at your birthday picture and my god do I love your thighs pup, they deserve to be wrapped around a head 😌 I volunteer as tribute? Take me to Valhalla

'Deserve' is a bold word choice 😛

But what if I tell you that loser dorks are my favourite? And offer something better than coffee?

Depends, what you offering instead? 🧐

thewindowofthesummerhouse

drazen kozjan

k3033p4

"#me finks someone needs to go have a wee wank" will be entering my lexicon whenever someone acts up from now on! Thanks for that one 😂

Its amazing what a wee wank can do to clear ones mind 🥴😂

#bonk with horny stick? nah #have a wee wank #if theyre gonna talk to me silly imma do it back lol

Being ever so slightly endearing and annoying by pretending to bite pup's neck and face. Bites and kisses.

Hey now! >:0

#no because im snoozy and attacking my neck with nibbles and kisses would result in so many silly little sleepy needy noises

(different to coffee anon)

you say "total loser dork" as if i wouldnt have to fight like hell to resist the urge to bend you over the nearest object and reduce your hip bones to ground powder.

as if dorks arent incredibly cute and sexy and i will continue to call you one as i pile drive some self confidence into your pelvis and then make you cocoa and cookies after

Pardon?

#me finks someone needs to go have a wee wank #my hip joint are already that of a pensioner i dont need someone fucking them to dust lol #we go from someone asking for simple coffee hang out to that #im dizzy 🥴