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_☆29☆Scottish☆Pan☆Enby☆Switch☆_ ____________🖤they/them🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿__________ _____ https://linktr.ee/Call_Me_Pup _____ -----------Mdni you will be blocked----------- _______________Not a girl _______________ Hi, welcome to my blog. I thought I should do a proper intro, so I'm Pup, I post a mix of original things and things I enjoy mostly ns/fw related. Stick around if you want to see into my weird twisted little mind __________________🐾___________________ I'm sorry I don't answer dms, I'm not the best socially like that but I love anonymous __________________asks!_________________ This isn't my main blog so sorry I can't follow _____________you back 🖤________________

[call-me-pup2]

Here's all my links, plz also read my bio :3

I'm on fetlife too with the username _call_me_pup_

[just-another-regular-dude]

[call-me-pup2]

Sniffing the top of pup's head. Good thoughts....sniffs....silly thoughts....sniffs.....perverted thoughts!

Scandalous

So many thoughts zooming around in tiny pup brain! >:3

[call-me-pup2]

Does that mean we do the same to your underwear? Touching ourselves through them and making a mess 🫣

I mean that's hot so yeah 😛

[call-me-pup2]

Counter idea, you rub your pussy on my boxers while I'm wearing then and I tell you what a good job you did making a mess of them

*off to imagination land I go 🤤

[call-me-pup2]

Stealing a pair of your boxers and rubbing my pussy through them till I cum

[call-me-pup2]

Can I give you many hickeys, perhaps a trail from your neck down to your inner thighs, and a few extra in choice places along the way?

All the hickies! Hand em over! >-<

[doodlebugslut]

if someone doesn't give me a hickey soon I'm gonna lose it

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[knotalycan]

can i lick at your cunt like a thirsty dog.

i am not taking no for an answer btw

[call-me-pup2]

They don't simply yearn for domestication (the way some little babies like racoons seem to do, sometimes they seem like they're desperately trying to domesticate themselves), they are domesticated! There's no such thing as a wild pigeon! Every last one of them is a sweet little pet wandering around, looking for humans to take care of them. Unfortunately most of them think the homes we're giving them are the boxed in edges of buildings and bridges, and they think all the food we're giving them is our rubbish

Well one of the big things is that you don't want to grow potatoes in the soil if you live in an industrial town because potatoes are one of those plants that suck up heavy metals from the soil they're in, so you don't want to grow them for food anywhere contaminated.

Yee that! I think I meant more 'they yearn to be welcomed into someone's family and be loved on unconditionally', like what do you mean we help stray cats, dogs and the like but all these pigeon need homes too! Those babies they deserve better (not me having a pigeo crisis 😭)

Not industrial and my papa used to plant them straight into the ground here and none of us have heavy metal poisoning that I'm aware of 😅

[call-me-pup2]

I sincerely hold on to the belief that we haven't abandoned pigeons as much as it seems. As you say, the youngsters are working on looking after them. I'm only like three years older than you, and when I was very small I remember "the poor kid who looks after a bunch of pigeons on his building's roof" being a staple in many stories, particularly Christmas tales. Hell, even John Wick tapped into that same notion.

They're always with us, and always will be.

Aw, man, there's so much knowledge that goes into planning what you want to grow around the soil you have to work with. I'd really love to talk about the whole thing with you.

True there are still a lot of people doing their bit the wee spuds just yearn for domestication, the pet ones I've seen are so cute and excited about their humans 🥲 Fecking media numpties depicting them as vermin and something lesser than >:|

See that knowledge would infact be useful since I'm like 'carrots need a more sandy soil but that's about all I know!' I will say though I must have a green thumb because I keep about 99% of my house plants alive and I definitely don't look after them properly 😅

[call-me-pup2]

I love all birds, but I love love love pigeons on a different level. They are the sweetest little babies and we domesticated them five whole millennia ago (at least), so even when they're abandoned and fall back on their instincts, their instincts are to hang around people and houses, because it's been ingrained in them for a thousand generations.

I'm not the "pretty rock" sort of autistic, but I'm the "I want to be able to make cool things so I've learned a lot of metallurgy and lapidary" type of autistic. Plus I think a lot about how cool it would be to grow my own vegetables and also stuff like hemp or flax for making my own fabric from scratch, but I'd feel like a Karen-flavoured loser if that was an empty fantasy so I also know a decent amount about the soil it takes to grow large and hungry plants like that.

Pigeons have my whole heart! I hate what humans have done to them ;-; A lot of the younger generations seem to be looking after them to a degree, feeding them and helping if they have stuff round round their feet which is great. There's a building near me that abandoned and sooo many of them have take up roost in the very top level of it

Big yes to a veg patch! (Part of my cottage garden plans 😌) but growing stuff for fabric is next level wow! 😲 Genuinely so cool and interesting you actually researched all that!

[call-me-pup2]

Wonder how many tiny phone people have lost their accounts to the tumblr police and haven't found me again 😔

[call-me-pup2]

Oh, man, do not even get me started on birds. I'm a bird person the way folks are dog people. Well, no, that undersells it. I'm a bird person the way folks are horse girls. I don't have any special love for bugs, but I default to being gentle with them. I definitely don't have the automatic autistic appreciation for rocks, I'd never go out of my way to look at them, but once you bring up the subject I'll get curious about the mineral makeup of any given rock and think about the clay content of the local soil etc.

I don't know much about birds but I'll point em out so I can learn things about em! I like bugs from a distance especially butterflies I will screm and run away from those ;-; but lil smol bugs zooming about on the plants or a bumble bee buzzing by is cute. I don't know rock fact only 'it looks cool or pretty wow!' But again, I love a lil titbit of knowledge so tell me all the things about minerals and clay and I will ask a million follow up questions on birds and rocks 😌

[call-me-pup2]

The whole walking holiday thing appeals to me so much too!

There's a very, very famous modern fantasy novel by a (relatively) recently disgraced author, and after all the big flashy American events of the original novel, he wrote a story that has his fancy main character take a walking holiday up the west coast of Great Britain, and interacting quite a bit with our local folklore.

While it's certainly not such a positive association anymore, it really made the concept stick in my mind, and I'm not sure I can think of anything better than experiencing that with Pup.

I actually have a very long established habit of being the resident pack mule, so I'd happily carry the bulk of the everything.

It seems like a fun way to do the adventure! Like I love a chill train ride or being a passenger pup but walking means you get to see things you wouldn't have otherwise

I hope you enjoy a 'Look at that bird! Isn't that rock pretty! A bug! Wow that tree is so cool look!' vibe because that's what I bring to any walk I go on 😌

It sucks that author turned out to be a blah but still nice the idea itself has stuck with you in a positive way

[call-me-pup2]

When my favourite tiny phone people like my posts 🤭🥰