#fedexposting

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he's a ten but he called you "deck" when you first met

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the fedex side of my brain just got turned on because is this not dex and fitz in the first book?

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fed up in life so i think of fedex instead

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i have a fever

i have a feve

i have a fev

i have a fe

i have a fed

i have a fede

i have a fedex

i have a fedex o

i have a fedex ob

i have a fedex obs

i have a fedex obse

i have a fedex obses

i have a fedex obsess

i have a fedex obsessi

i have a fedex obsessio

i have a fedex obsession

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someone telling fitz about the sodex kiss thinking it'll make him jealous. it does. but not in the way you'd except. he's jealous of sophie because she got to kiss dex. plot twist.

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fedex today.fedex tommorow.fedex forever.

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jolie is alive au where brant is a vacker and dex gets a crush on fitz and asks his favorite older cousin how to make a vacker fall in love with you

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dex and fitz in an modern au where they're playing dodgeball and fitz drops the ball