#feeeeeeeeesh

[traaansfem]

Just woke up from an amazing dream where I was a little kitty hunting salmon and smoking it with my fire breath weapon

And then I ate the salmon and my brain decided it counted as one of those mythical "salmon of wisdom" sort of salmon that bestow magical wisdom and knowledge of the world when you eat them

And suddenly I had the incredible power of magical wisdom and cosmic awareness

And I knew that it has been 57-ish hours since I last ate salmon and that it was a dream that I had to wake up from to eat actual salmon, so I woke up

And I don't have any salmon and there aren't any stores that sell salmon nearby that are open this late and they aren't migrating right now so I can't go and catch one and this is a terrible hellish fate to suffer I just want to eat salmon

[yourdrugisafartbreaker]

You ever just write up a questionable sounding Google search that you can’t really change because it’s somehow the best way you feel you can phrase it? That was me after forgetting the name of Sidon from Legend of Zelda. Did not expect “what’s the name of that hot fish guy from zelda” to be a combination of words I’d ever have to look up, but alas, here we are!

[teenynyxpersonal]

I'm proud of me so I'm posting a picture of dinner tonight!

Lemon and Garlic Salmon with roasted peppers, green beans and potatoes! It's super good and I managed to change Grammys mind on fish!

[hndwrttn]

Over Thanksgiving my cousin said the way I say "fish" is "fobby" and I nearly dumped my plate on her. My way of saying it is adorable end of story.

[snowysaur]

starfeesh