Just woke up from an amazing dream where I was a little kitty hunting salmon and smoking it with my fire breath weapon
And then I ate the salmon and my brain decided it counted as one of those mythical "salmon of wisdom" sort of salmon that bestow magical wisdom and knowledge of the world when you eat them
And suddenly I had the incredible power of magical wisdom and cosmic awareness
And I knew that it has been 57-ish hours since I last ate salmon and that it was a dream that I had to wake up from to eat actual salmon, so I woke up
And I don't have any salmon and there aren't any stores that sell salmon nearby that are open this late and they aren't migrating right now so I can't go and catch one and this is a terrible hellish fate to suffer I just want to eat salmon