Yo )(ow's ma)( bouy? Got any cool new toys? Are you livin' it up like I t)(oug)(t you'd be, or are you relaxing and c)(illin by t)(e sea? I remember all t)(ose silly games we'd play, pretending to keep t)(e bad guys at bay, kinda funny to sea )(ow we've grown,can't deny my mind )(as been blown! We s)(ould catc)( up sometime, glub aboat t)(e universe and try to unwind, even go swimming and explore beneat)( t)(e surface, joy was never somefin we could purc)(ase, w)(ale tanks I needed to reminisce!
Fef stop being a dork and get on your account and stop trying to quote some hipster movie at me or something.
I guess I have a harpoon now though? The academy said I couldn’t survive with just a gun and had people kick my ass until I picked a close range weapon. To spite them I picked a weapon that was still long range and they made me take a staff fighting class. Moral of the story is spiting the system makes you do extra work.
Oh, also I may be facing a court martial. As it turns out just because you can kill someone and become tactical command of an operation doesn’t mean that you have the experience to be put in a command position.
