pretty please want me some Frank Castle x hyper fem reader and they are visually just such total opposites
frank castle x hyper!fem reader headcanons
cw. none. fluff?
⊹ i think he absolutely loves how he is all rough edges and battle scars, while your features are so beautiful and your skin is just so soft.
⊹ he doesn't think he is ugly or pretty, just an average guy, but he does think after hurting and killing so many people the ugliness of his actions somehow manifests into his looks. he will indeed always wonder how he got so lucky to have such goddess next to him, but he would rather take his rare luck and treat you like you are the only woman on earth instead of sulking and self doubting himself constantly.
⊹ while he owns like 3 t-shirts, 2 sweaters, a hoodie and a pair of pants, you own 27 short and long skirts, about 50 cute tops in different shapes, accessories, shoes, hats…you name it all, and he THRIVES on it.
⊹ also goes feral when you wear cute matching pajamas to bed. he usually sleeps bare chested so when you are sprawled all over him, your smooth skin and the soft material of your pj’s makes him feel grounded and gets him rid of any nightmares or anxious thoughts he might have during nights.
⊹ absolutely spoils you. got nothing to do? takes you shopping. need a new peace of clothing? takes you shopping and buys twenty other things for you.
⊹ his favorite part is waiting for you in the changing room while you try on clothes. always asks you to twirl around and compliments the shit out of you. and it's not performative either. he genuinely believes everything looks good on you. this man is whipped.
⊹ essentially, all he really wants is you just enjoying your life with him. “just sit there and look pretty” that's his motto. he will take care of everything, making your only worry to be mundane things like some new product you wanted to try or a cute pair of leggings you saw online that unfortunately got sold out but would be perfect with an outfit you have.
he will find the seller directly and get your leggings, just give him an hour or two ;)
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