me: stuffed animals are dumb
also me: owns 10 thousand stuffed animals
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me: stuffed animals are dumb
also me: owns 10 thousand stuffed animals
What she says: i love you
What she means: i'd let you flip through my sketchbook
Non indonesian, about the jakarta attack: omg i heard what happened!! Are you okay??? Stay safe!!!
Indonesian, like literally: haha coba di bomnya pas fisika
Alexander: You strike me as a woman who's never been satisfied
Angelica: bitch look at urself
Someone: you're cute
Me: source??????
Teacher: search for the names of all of the countries in the world and write it down
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Waiter: hoe don't do it
Hoe: shoves breadsticks to purse
Waiter: oh my god
Me, on a date: so, what do you think about aph spain?
Date: he's a pedophi-
Me: i'm not even going to shove any breadstick to my purse and make a lame ass excuse to get out of here, goodbye