#felicitousfeline

[secondbeatsongs]

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there should be adult-sized playground equipment, and I'm not joking.

I have less than zero interest in going to the gym (to be scoffed at by gym bros when I don't know how to use the equipment), but if you set me loose on a jungle gym and some monkey bars, I'd go nuts.

like, give me a slide I can climb up! give me a giant seesaw! or hell, swings with long chains that are higher off the ground!

why did we, as a society, decide that exercise should be fun for kids but boring for adults?

I just want some cool stuff to climb on, is that too much to ask for? :(

[heresylog]

congrats on your contusion!

Thanks. The Holy Spirit was with me.

[jijidraws]

Is it okay to use one of your mermay drawings as an icon? I understand if not!!

With credit, I welcome it! Go ahead. ♡

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

"If you wanted to lure me in there, you should've stayed handsome, my fella"? Or is that too long?

nah u gucci 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[hotvampireadjacent]

The only real "benefit" of coffee is as an appetite suppressant. I drink a large coffee every morning and don't need food until late lunch (not my intention but it's what happens).

Unless you need to pee! If that's the case, coffee works wonders.

yeah thats what i did this mornig....any time i have to wake up 7 a.m. or earlier is a real struggle..

[normal-horoscopes]

Caretaker, I've just joined your Patreon! How do I get my fortune?

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN A PASSWORD WHEN YOU GOT THE CONFIRMATION MESSAGE PLEASE DM IT TO ME

[pride-flowers]

Genderfrith Pride Flower requested by @felicitousfeline

Free to use, just reblog!

Requests are open!

[trans-mouse]

HOW do i impress my crush in a game of Magic? I'm not very experienced at it yet

D E S T R O Y T H E M

idk, play a good deck and have enjoyable games of magic? or play a VERY complicated deck like the current iteration of four horsemen, which is actually playable now, and impress them with your knowledge of the MTR