#felixify

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Chan : Hey , what's wrong buddy ?

Minho : *drunk crying as he pets like 5 different cats* I don't have enough hands

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Seungmin : Yo

Minho : Sup ?

Seungmin : So , what's up with you ignoring Jisung ?

Minho : How'd you know that ?

Seungmin : oh , he's complained to me about it only thrice today

Minho : Well , I'm playing hard to get

Seungmin : Why would you do that ? You're already hard to want

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Minho : What is love ?

Chan : I unfollowed some meme pages so that Felix could send me memes haven't seen before

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Felix : hyung I'm cold

Minho : here , take my jacket

Jisung : hyung I'm cold

Minho : WHAT ? * Takes off jacket * I told you to wear more fucking layers but of course you didn't fucking listen and now * piles scarves on him * I have to make sure you don't fucking freeze to fucking death , but you're allergic to fucking sweaters so what * takes seungmin's hat * did I fucking expect and how long have you been cold for ? Why didn't you say anything sooner ?

Hyunjin : hyung I'm cold

Minho : into the air fryer at 250° for 18 minutes it is then

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Felix : I think it's really cute how Seungmin always calls Hyunjin " My Hyunjin "

[ everyone turns to Seungmin ]

Seungmin : We here having a conversation about loona's Hyunjin . I had to make a distinction. I didn't want to say " the crybaby twinky Hyunjin " . I had no intentions of being cute

Jisung whispering to Lee know : he could've just said " our Hyunjin " . Pretty sus , no ?

Lee Know whispering back : you've got a point

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Waiter : What can I get for you sir?

Felix : I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN

Waiter :???

Chan ,next to him *tired*: Eggs. He wants eggs

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Seungmin : I hate JYP

Chan : * nervously* hate is a strong word..

Seungmin : * firmly * i have strong opinions

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Jeongin: What is procrastination ?

Felix: I'll tell you about it later

Han:*knee-slap wheezing*