Feluda headcannons
a/n: hope I did this justice;ty @whyishekinda <33
♡charminarpaglu; it's not ur prodosh da unless you see the smoke rings of a cigarette escaping his lips, while he deeply ponders on a case. When you try to scold him, he smiles, and the crowfeet near his eyes, with his downturned smile makes you melt, as he adds, "Eirom shasti diyo na hiya(heart),case ta niye bhalo bhabe bibechona na korle kikore hoi boloto?" "Cha kore di darao, khali pet e esob koro na" you say, sighing, wondering how'd you even end up with your felu mittir in the first place.
♡avid book collector, would never dare to put a flower inside, but has hoarded that one flower he tucked into your hair, the first time he asked you out on a date to Trinicas in Park Street, which with the passage of time, had dried and ended up on his fav book as a bookmark. "Boi porle tothyo r bodole sudhu tomaye mone pore eibhabe priyo", he says as he smells into the flower, a smug smile spreading at his face.
♡Is the biggest sondeshpaglu. He even tried to make some at home with Topshe to impress you, but the jol bhora sandesh didn't come out that jol bhora. You still ate it though, for it was the effort that counts.
♡Is a calm gentle man. Gets up everyday at 5, without fail, and chides, "kal raat e ja dhokol gelo priyo" and stretches his back, the hazy sun filtering in through the curtains in the wee hours of dawn falling on him as he subtly(and knowingly)flexed his sculpted v back, making you yearn for another dhokol for him(and you).
♡is the most respectful, non impulsive man, except when it comes to his todonto(investigation). He's also had ur hand donned with a white string with the charm "hiya"(meaning heart) engraved on it, which he had carefully chosen from a curio shop back in Lucknow.
♡WALKING ENCYCLOPEDIA. He pretty much knows everything and anything, ranging from Macbeth to Nihar Ranjan Ray. He loves to infodump to you as well as Topshe and Lal Mohan Babu, much to their annoyance yet happiness, for it is their favorite Felubabu/Feluda. You love the way his eyes lights up as he unlocks the last riddle, as he yells 'Eureka'. While explaining them to you, he paces up and down the room, saying, 'Isshh etokhon dhore amar chokher samnei nachchilo ei dhadhar somadhan, aar ami bokar moto..' but quickly comes before you, kneeling as u sat in the sofa in the living room, saying, "tumi chara amar ki hoto" and lightly kisses your hand, a "hopelessly in love" smile tugging at his lips.
♡carries a .32 colt revolver, but for the days he wanted to refine his shooting techniques, he'd use a practice pistol, or a shotgun, but the way his fingers were placed on the trigger, his eyes engrossed with the target, the way his veins popped on his years of practiced hand, on the firearm, made you feel something, different, perhaps wishing you were the gun-
♡is like a father figure to Topshe, and the best friend to Lal Mohan Babu. He loves his family and puts them at a pedestal, which included you. A total family man, a man who'd kill if it promised your safety and wellbeing.
♡his love language would be gift giving and quality time. He loves to pamper you with thoughtful gifts. Maybe you had mistakenly uttered something you had wanted a long time ago, and the next day, you would find it under your pillow with a note written by him, with him always apologizing for the delay in getting it for you. "Sotti, amar chai na eta, you'd say, but his index would find ur lips, stopping you, "kintu tomar chokh toh onno kotha bolche priyo", which is another prime example of where he used his exceptional deductional qualities, somehow always knowing what you want.
♡Is always doing khunsuti w Topshe, and riddles him on the breakfast table, saying, "mogojastro ta khata re, nahole ja gowal ghor marka budhi hoche tor, jodio tui emnitei ekta goru..." (use your brainpower Topshe, otherwise it is turning into a cowshed, although you urself quite resemble one of the cows) and thus starts their friendly fire while solving cases, eating gorom phulko luchi and alur torkari.
♡biggest supporter of Prokhor Rudra, aka the detective in Lal Mohan Babu's detective novels. Is always gifted with one copy of the same, but he always buys one more, unbeknownst to Lal Mohan Babu, to increase sales, and as he found out,he told Lal Mohan babu he was just checking if the publisher had erred or not, which always warmed your heart.
Pt 2?
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