#feminine stuff

[steel-and-fire]

Ez’s got a real pretty face, would you mind kissing it if he actually knew how to throw a punch?

"His face is pretty. But his style is not my.... type.

Try long hair, make up and a mini skirt, and ask again.

For now he is a weird dude to me that can teleport."

[sandinthepipes]

Damned sense of self. Making me love slutty outfits on others, but as soon as I think about myself wearing anything above the knee I want to curl into a ball ready to be set on fire

[ari-forgot-how-to-use-this]

Just tried to paint my nails for the first time.

Failed miserably.

Had to take my awful paint job with me to the Dollar Store for remover and base coat.

So if other women out there also don’t know how to do “feminine” things like paint nails or curl hair, you’re valid and deserve support, I’ve got you.

[eat-dance-netflix-repeat]

Ladies, if you're shedding eggs, PLEASE do not smear them on the bathroom walls.

[insidiousmoonandry]

Lately I’ve been wearing tights and knee socks to avoid shaving my legs in the summer.  It’s cute as hell and saves me time in the bathroom (not to mention money on razors.) I have cute little Luna stockings that go great with just about everything <3

[big-brain-antonym]

The crab stance you make when you stand up after putting a new pad on.

[subtlehintsofsage]

So I talked to my mom about getting heating pads specifically for cramps and she had never heard of such a thing, so she asked my grandma and somehow they got into a conversation about how I'm probably going to have ovarian cysts ????? Cool

[slidingdowncellardoors]

When you're on your period and going out and you have to wear your baggy clothes because you're too bloated to not wear your fat clothes and you feel so gross anyway so who cares and you're just like