soft child

Sage Alaina/Al | 18 | they/them | cats | formerly pessimistic-tricycle twitter: @softlysage

[staraptor]

❤️💛 happy pride month 💜💙

[staraptor]

❤️💛 happy pride month 💜💙

[weavemama]

[endless-summer-afternoon]

LMFAOOO

[sinfolk-deactivated20200105]

White on White Crime.

[fleurites]

nick tweeted screenshots of texts he got from james after this too hgfdsfgh

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

TOO FAR

[isabellemenin]

[acoolsuggestion]

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

FUCK

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

[bornagainswiftie]

THIS IS HORRIFYING

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[havingchanged]

[theslayprint]

[humorstar]

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

[niknak79]

[mjalti]

let men wear rompers!!!!!!! cuz the next step is sundresses and if men demand something, companies make them cheaper & of better quality & this bix right here is looking forward to $3 sundresses (pre-sale price) with pockets

[tastefullyoffensive]

AAAAAA (via potatoboy)

[aarontbeckcomestomyhousenkillsm]

simple and effective ways to deal with stress include AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[umrzec]

https://instagram.com/p/BFwpxuYGN1d/

[heelyz]