Mar 21, 2025
While We Dine
Man! This is going less than great. Don’t you have a mandate for proper behaviour on a first date? Like knowing how to carry a conversation … to reciprocate? For starters, enough about how much time you spend at the gym. And please, I don’t need to see your pecs flex again. I don’t care about how much you can press—hmm. That rhymes with acquiesce and suggest. I digress. When did a muscle vest…