#feng long

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is he a green flag?

lost you forever edition

contestant 1: cang xuan

pro: goes out of his way to make things as easy as possible for you.

con: kills a lot of people and starts a lot of wars to achieve the above.

pro: makes your favorite wine.

con: has married a lot of other women.

con: a LOT of other women.

con: organized the murder of the guy you actually have feelings for and is constantly trying to kill your almost-situationship.

con: basically your brother, actually your cousin, kind of incestuous.

verdict: not a green flag 🚩

if you thought the verdict was going to be different i have concerns.

contestant 2: feng long

pro: has not tried to kill you or anyone you care about.

pro: totally respects your boundary about being the only woman in his life.

pro: gets along swimmingly with your brother.

con: would probably run away with your brother if he asked.

verdict: green flag!

congrats feng long, you're a green flag! mostly because you're too boring to do anything worthy of a red flag.

contestant 3: xiang liu

con: has tortured and/or nearly killed you and your brother (and a few other people) more than once.

pro: uhmmmmmm

con: seems to consider insults and threats of violence to be flirting.

pro: hold on i'll think of something

con: career enemy general. side gig as killer for hire.

pro: oh, oh! he taught you archery so you can protect yourself!

con: ...gaslit you into thinking he's a totally different person when he dyes his hair in order to get close enough to teach you said archery.

con: flat broke.

con: sucks your blood.

pro: sucks your blood. 😏

verdict: definitely not a green flag 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

i love this tragic idiot more than words can say, but there is no version of reality in which we can call him a green flag.

contestant 4: tushan jing/ye shiqi

pro: would never violate your boundaries because he literally won't do anything without your say-so.

pro: makes sure you have constant access to all of your favorite food and drink, even cooks it himself.

con: kind of engaged to someone else.

pro: engagement was not exactly his choice and he's trying really hard to get out of it so he can marry you instead.

con: totally bitchy family and fiancee who absolutely refuse to let go of that engagement thing.

pro: so sweet he can't even bring himself to kill in self-defense.

pro: utterly, ridiculously devoted to you.

pro: confident enough in his non-toxic masculinity to actually verbalize how utterly devoted he is to you.

verdict: green flag!

you’ll find his picture in the dictionary under “green flag.” can’t say the same for his family, but everyone has their skeletons.

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[heavyechoes]

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For Feng!

One  ✦ = They don’t want to do this at all.Five  ✦ = They would die to be doing this!(Zero  ✦  = “Wat?!”)My muse would like too…✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  dance with your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  sing for your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  ask your muse out on a date.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  take a bath with your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  hold your muse tight.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  lean onto your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  kiss your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  sleep with your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  marry your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  watch your muse sleep.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  cuddle your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  go to a party with your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  watch a movie with your muse✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  play video games with your muse✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  steal horses with your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  cook together with your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  support your muse’s hobbies.✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧  get drunk with your muse.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch your muse cry.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  send your muse away.✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  make your muse trip.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  deny your muse’s existence.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  slap your muse.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  crush your muse’s dreams✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  set your muse’s home on fire.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  kill your muse.

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