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Fenneko Comes Out

*Everybody in the office has gathered around in the meeting room, as requested by Fenneko. It had been roughly two weeks since her dear friends, Retsuko and Haida, got engaged and revealed their feelings for each other to everyone. For whatever reason, this event has caused the small fennec fox to be rather... quiet. That is, until today. She comes up in front of everyone, readying her big announcement*

Fenneko: ... *ahem* Uh, hey everybody. Everyone in the office: Hi, Fenneko. Fenneko: ...Uh, well, ya see. I flew all the way from New York to get here, and lemme tell ya, my arms are tired! Everyone in the office: ... Komiya: ... *cough* Fenneko: ...See, that’s implying that I literally flapped my arms rapidly to fly h- Washimi: Yes, yes, I get the joke. Fenneko: O-oh. Sorry. Ton: *in the back* FENNEKO! Fenneko: Eep! Ton: This little “get-together” you arranged is taking up precious company hours! So I suggest you get to the point of it all right now! Haida: Y-yeah! What he said! I’d like to get some work done today, believe it or not! Fenneko: ... *sigh* Guess I can’t keep beating around the bush. But I suppose I CAN eat the bush. Retsuko: ... *head tilt* Fenneko: Everyone in the office............... I... Fenneko. Last name not important... am gay. Everyone in the office: ... Fenneko: ...I-I’m not attracted to dudes, much. I like me some females instead. Komiya: ... *cough* Fenneko: ...I understand. It’s a lot to take in. I’m still coming to terms with it myself. But please know that despite all of this, I am not any different than I was before. I’m still the same old Fenneko that I’ve always been! Only that I thinks dicks are disgusting and I vastly prefer lady parts. That’s all th- Retsuko: Fenneko, we know. Fenneko: ...Huh? Haida: We... we know you’re gay. Kabae: Yeah, I didn’t even have to spread that around; everybody already knew you played for the other team! *everyone begins to chatter in agreement* Fenneko: ...H-how?! Retsuko: You’re not exactly subtle about it, you know?

*Two months earlier, Fenneko and Retsuko are eating lunch*

Fenneko: ...Say, you guys saw that post lady that came by earlier? Retsuko: Uh, yeah. Fenneko: I wouldn’t mind letting her choke me to death with my own intestines. Retsuko: ...What the hell.......

*Present day*

Fenneko: ...Huh. That obvious, eh? Haida: Yeah. Big time. Fenneko: ...Welp. Guess I got nothing to worry about then- Tsunoda: *distant* Oh hey, everyone~! *she comes in* I can see you’re all in disbelief, so lemme just say; it’s all true! *she lovingly embraces Fenneko* Me and Fenny-Poo are in loooooove~! Everyone in the office: *their jaws all collectively drop in shock* Retsuko: ...S-....SAY WHA?! Tsunoda: ... Fenneko: ...Babe. I was gonna save that for a separate announcement. Tsunoda: ..............Uh, whoops! Silly me, I guess! Hehe~!

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