TonytheGrey

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[miitarion]

[beeames]

"gosh, remember that night we explored the forest behind the graveyard? ha, i know we never found anything interesting back there… i mostly remember… crying because i was scared. but for some reason i feel nostalgic thinking about it. (…) i guess i didn't mind being scared if it meant someone would comfort me."

[discount-supervillain]

[gooseworx]

self portrait that I forgot to post here

[discount-supervillain]

[tonythegrey]

I was digging through my photos and rediscovered this.

[tonythegrey]

I created an OC. His name’s Tee. He becomes a superhero.

[tonythegrey]

The Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship

*It a bright and early morning as Retsuko sets up her desk for the first day on the job*

Retsuko: *phew!* Rough conversation with the boss here… But that’s okay! It’ll all get better over time! *gets in her seat to start working* Let’s make a good first impression! Fenneko: Psst. Retsuko: Hmm? *she turns her head to see a fennec fox in the desk next to her* Fenneko: *whispers* Is it your first day as well? Retsuko: Uh, yeah! I was at orientation! Fenneko: Huh. Thought I recognized you. Retsuko: Hehe… Are you nervous as well? Fenneko: Eh, sorta. This job is leagues away from cleaning up piss-stains in the restrooms of a grocery store. But I have read some tips and tricks for surviving the first day at a brand new job. Retsuko: Yeah? Like what? Fenneko: Don’t talk to yourself like you were doing earlier. It’s weird. And creepy. And kind of annoying. Retsuko: Oh. Fenneko: Also, never underestimate your coffee’s temperature. Retsuko: Huh? Fenneko: Your coffee cup there. I bet you’re thinking that because you left it alone for a few minutes, it’s already gotten a little colder. It hasn’t. It’s still hot. Retsuko: What? *picks up her coffee cup* That’s ridiculous. *takes a sip, only to immediately spit it out because it’s still too hot* GAH! Fenneko: Hahahahahahahahaha. I think I’m gonna like you. What’s your name, Shortie? Retsuko: *wiping her face* Ugh. Uh, I’d hate to be rude, but I think I’m a little taller than y- Fenneko: *glares* Retsuko: ...My name’s Retsuko! Fenneko: Fenneko. *they shake hands* I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. *suddenly a tall hyena comes in through the door* Haida: *panting* I-I made it! Right on time!  *panting* WHOO! Tsubone: *ahem* Haida: W-wha? Tsubone: *points to reveal that he’s actually ten minutes late* Haida: ...Dah, crapbaskets. Retsuko: *looking at him from the distance* Hey, Fenneko; was that guy also at the orientation? Fenneko: Oh yeah. That’s my pal, Haida… He’s an idiot. Retsuko: Hmm. Haida: *comes up to them* What the heck, Fenneko! I thought you said you would wake me up if I overslept?! Fenneko: Did I say that? Because what I meant to say was “I’m not your damn alarm clock; maybe if you didn’t sleep so late, you wouldn’t need me”. Haida: Ugh. I guess that still wouldn’t have stopped the traffic. *paces back and forth* Gah, late on the first day! How could I be so stupid! Retsuko: Uh, hi sir! I’m Retsuko! Haida: Oh, uh, hey. *looks at her* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcHRPbwGEMQ My name’s Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- Retsuko: *looking at Fenneko as he continues* Fenneko: *shrugs* Haida: -iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii GOTTA GET TO WORK! *blushes profusely* Hehe! I gotta get goin’! Lots to do already, y’know! Hehehehehehe! *rushes to his desk* Retsuko: ...What was that about? Fenneko: I can never tell with him. I suspect that he was dropped on his head as a kid. Tsunoda: *suddenly comes up behind her* Aaaaaawwww~! How cute! You two must be the new employees! Fenneko: … *to Retsuko* I hate this person already.

[tonythegrey]

Fenneko Comes Out

*Everybody in the office has gathered around in the meeting room, as requested by Fenneko. It had been roughly two weeks since her dear friends, Retsuko and Haida, got engaged and revealed their feelings for each other to everyone. For whatever reason, this event has caused the small fennec fox to be rather... quiet. That is, until today. She comes up in front of everyone, readying her big announcement*

Fenneko: ... *ahem* Uh, hey everybody. Everyone in the office: Hi, Fenneko. Fenneko: ...Uh, well, ya see. I flew all the way from New York to get here, and lemme tell ya, my arms are tired! Everyone in the office: ... Komiya: ... *cough* Fenneko: ...See, that’s implying that I literally flapped my arms rapidly to fly h- Washimi: Yes, yes, I get the joke. Fenneko: O-oh. Sorry. Ton: *in the back* FENNEKO! Fenneko: Eep! Ton: This little “get-together” you arranged is taking up precious company hours! So I suggest you get to the point of it all right now! Haida: Y-yeah! What he said! I’d like to get some work done today, believe it or not! Fenneko: ... *sigh* Guess I can’t keep beating around the bush. But I suppose I CAN eat the bush. Retsuko: ... *head tilt* Fenneko: Everyone in the office............... I... Fenneko. Last name not important... am gay. Everyone in the office: ... Fenneko: ...I-I’m not attracted to dudes, much. I like me some females instead. Komiya: ... *cough* Fenneko: ...I understand. It’s a lot to take in. I’m still coming to terms with it myself. But please know that despite all of this, I am not any different than I was before. I’m still the same old Fenneko that I’ve always been! Only that I thinks dicks are disgusting and I vastly prefer lady parts. That’s all th- Retsuko: Fenneko, we know. Fenneko: ...Huh? Haida: We... we know you’re gay. Kabae: Yeah, I didn’t even have to spread that around; everybody already knew you played for the other team! *everyone begins to chatter in agreement* Fenneko: ...H-how?! Retsuko: You’re not exactly subtle about it, you know?

*Two months earlier, Fenneko and Retsuko are eating lunch*

Fenneko: ...Say, you guys saw that post lady that came by earlier? Retsuko: Uh, yeah. Fenneko: I wouldn’t mind letting her choke me to death with my own intestines. Retsuko: ...What the hell.......

*Present day*

Fenneko: ...Huh. That obvious, eh? Haida: Yeah. Big time. Fenneko: ...Welp. Guess I got nothing to worry about then- Tsunoda: *distant* Oh hey, everyone~! *she comes in* I can see you’re all in disbelief, so lemme just say; it’s all true! *she lovingly embraces Fenneko* Me and Fenny-Poo are in loooooove~! Everyone in the office: *their jaws all collectively drop in shock* Retsuko: ...S-....SAY WHA?! Tsunoda: ... Fenneko: ...Babe. I was gonna save that for a separate announcement. Tsunoda: ..............Uh, whoops! Silly me, I guess! Hehe~!

[renamon]

Zootopia sequel name ideas

Zootwopia

Twotopia

Twotwopia

Zoop Loops

Zoototwo

Zootopia 2: Electric Boogaloo

Zootopia 2: Horse Racism

Zootopia 2: Furris Beuller’s Day Off

John Carpenter’s The Furry-Thing

God Hates Furries 2

Shark Tale 2

Zootopia: Wild Wilde West starring Will Smith as Oscar the Fish

Zootopia: Revenge of the Sheep

[nicolaswildes]

Zootopia 2: Walt Disney Must Perish

Zootopia 2: The Same Fucking Tangled Plot Rehashed for the Ninth Time

Kill Bell: Volume 2

[glitchinthesystemstuff]

Zootopia 2: Zoo Harder

2ootopia

Zootopia 2: Get Fuzzy

The Godfather Part 4

Zootwopia: Byron’s Revenge

Zootopia: Return to the island of Dr Moreau

[feverwildehopps]

Zoothura

[kingdomofkitten]

Terminator Zoo: Judy-ment Day.

[tonythegrey]

Zootopia 2: Day of the Donkey

Zootopia 2: Too Fast Too Donkey

Zootopia 2: A Donkey Will Rise

Zootopia 2: Fellowship of the Donkey

Zootopia 2: A Real Jackass Movie

Zootopia 2: Donkey Reloaded

[rhysandsrevenge]

Reblog to save his life

This is Rhys, my 2 year old cat

You can do whatever you want with him, he never bites or scratches anyone and he loves playing fetch and sucking on soft plushy blankets

Another cat has bitten him and gave him this bacteria called Pyo Thorax which causes fluid behind his lungs. It's a deadly condition, but thank god my mom and I noticed on time so he's now in an animal hospital where they're cleaning his lungs and

He's doing really well at the moment

Unfortuately, the bacteria won't completely be gone unless the vets do a surgery where they open up his chest and clean every little corner of the lungs so they know that all the bacteria are gone. Then again, Rhys is a strong lil man and he's doing fine so the surgery will, according to the vets, go well and he'll recover like any other cat.

But

The surgery is expensive and my mom, who has all the money for the surgery but planned on spending that money on buying new furniture for the house, thinks

"It's a waste of money to spend it all on a cat"

This is why mom wants to put him to sleep tomorrow

I'm not asking anyone here for money.

I'm asking if you can REBLOG this post to convince my mother that little Rhysie's life is worth the money and it's sad to give up on him because he is already getting so much better and he is just soo strong

If my mom still decides to put him down, let this be the post that still keeps Rhys alive on Tumblr , which is where I got his name from❤️

He'd be so grateful if you'd introduce him to all your followers🐾

[tonythegrey]

Steamed Hams But it’s an Episode of Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid

*It’s an early morning for Miss Kobayashi. Luckily, her eccentric dragon maid, Tohru, is making her breakfast! She wakes up, dressed up for work*

Kobayashi: Good morning, Tohru. I got a long day ahead of me, so I’ll be home much later tonight. Tohru: Ah, it’s nothing to worry about, Miss Kobayashi-san~! I just hope you’re ready for an unforgettable breakfast! Kobayashi: Cool. *she goes to the restroom to take a piss* Tohru: *she hears an explosion in the kitchen* GAH! *she goes to check out what it was* Oh no! My roast is ruined!... *she looks out the window* But what if... I were to purchase some inexpensive human food, and disguise as my own cooking? Ohoho! So naughty, Tohru~! *she opens the window, readying her wings, when suddenly!* Kobayashi: *she peaks out the restroom* Tohru? Tohru: GAH! K-Kobayashi-San! I was just... Soaking in the sunlight, ya know? It’s a very pretty day out! Kobayashi: Did you destroy the oven again?  Tohru: Uh, n-no! That was just steam! Steam from the steamed clams we’re having! *rubbing her tummy* Mmm~! Steamed clams! Kobayashi: ... *she goes back in the restroom* Tohru: ...Phew! *she flies out of the window to purchase some fast food!*

*a few minutes later, Kobayashi is sitting on the dinner table, with Tohru coming back with a plate of hamburgers* Tohru: Sorry for the wait! Had to get some extra ingredients for these mouthwatering hamburgers~! Kobayashi: I thought we were having “steamed clams”? Tohru: Wha? No! I said “Steamed Hams”! That’s what I call hamburgers! Kobayashi: You call hamburgers “Steamed Hams”? Tohru: Yes! That’s what they’re called in my world! Kobayashi: ...You have hamburgers in the dragon world. Tohru: Of course! Kobayashi: Really. I thought everything in your world was all medieval and stuff? Tohru: Oh, it’s a very primitive recipe that’s much different from the human world’s version. Kobayashi: ...Sure. *they begin eating* Kobayashi: ... *taking off a bun* These hamburgers are kinda similar to that fast food joint I used to go to. Tohru: Oh no, it’s a patented “Tohru Burger”! Old family recipe~! Kobayashi: ...For Steamed Hams. Tohru: Mmhmm! Kobayashi: Yes, and you made hamburgers in your world, despite Lucoa telling me that your world didn’t have any grills. Tohru: .......Uh... You know, th-... One thing I sh-... Uh, excuse for one second! Kobayashi: Sure. Tohru: *she goes into the kitchen... and quickly comes back* Aaaah~! That was a delicious breakfast! Well, you have a long day of work ahead! Don’t let me distract you~! Kobayashi: *checking her watch* Yeah, I suppose I should b- *she notices the kitchen* G-good lord! What’s happening in our kitchen?! Tohru: Aurora Borealis. Kobayashi: UH-... Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in Japan, and right in the middle of kitchen?! Tohru: Yes! Kobayashi: ...You know, I buy it.

*and so, Kobayashi steps out the apartment, ready to leave* Kanna: *still in the apartment* Lady Torhu! The house is on fire! Tohru: Nothing to worry about, Kanna! It’s just the Northern Lights! Kobayashi: *sigh* Well, Tohru, you still have a lot to learn about the human world... but I must say. You steam a good ham. *smiles* Tohru: Hmhm~! *Kobayashi takes her leave, heading to her train ride to work... not before hearing another explosion within the kitchen, causing her to look back. Tohru smiles and gives thumbs up, assuring that everything’s fine. Kobayashi shrugs, and heads off to work* Kanna: *caught in the fire* Help! Help!

[ddetrimental]

help me out guys. reblog this, like this. for every note, everything is pushed back a day for him. I need your help. he doesn’t believe it’s possible to help him. but it’s entirely possible, especially with your help. I know these are so sporadic and cliché to an extent along with becoming so popular on here, but please. I appreciate every single note

[happilyacoloredgirl]

REBLOGGGGG LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

BREAK THE POST BREAK THE POST!!!!

[manonblackbeack]

REBLOG LIKE YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE.

[marsh-potatoes]

this could save a life!!! i have to rb this : V

[rushtofreedom-deactivated201912]

REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES

[tonythegrey]

The world needs to see Isabelle fighting Shadow the Hedgehog in Smash Bros Ultimate. It’s been destined to happen. 

[tonythegrey]

The Powerpuff Girls as they appeared in that one Chowder episode. 

[tonythegrey]

Super Mario RPG x My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.

Look at my profile pic; I was gonna draw Geno at least once in some way. 

[tonythegrey]

Of Sponges and Pandas

Retsuko: *sitting on a bench in the subway, waiting for the next train* *sigh* As if it wasn’t enough that I’m going back to my shitty job again, I’m gonna be late! *sigh* Ton is going to kill me... *she tries to momentarily forget about her worries with a sip of coffee*

???: So, you’re on your way to work, huh? Retsuko: *Surprised by the sudden response, she looks and sees a yellow talking... sea sponge?* ...Um, yeah.  Spongebob: Boy! What a coincidence! I’m also on my way to my job! Bahahahaha!  Retsuko: ...Cool? Spongebob: So, where do ya work? *he says with a genuine smile on his square-shaped face* Retsuko: ...Uh, you wouldn’t be interested.  Spongebob: Ah come on! I’m sure it’s a lot of fun! Retsuko: Pssh. I wouldn’t call being an accountant “fun”. Spongebob: Oooh! Fancy!  Retsuko: ... Spongebob: Well, I have the most wonderful pastime you can think of! Retsuko: You sing in a band? Spongebob: Nope! I’m a fry-cook  for the greatest restaurant in the world! The Krusty Krab! Retsuko: ...Huh. Spongebob: Yep! Day-by-day, I cook Krabby Patties and serve them to the loyal customers! There are plenty of other tasks that come with it; cleaning the kitchen, cleaning the bathrooms, cleaning the tables, washing the dishes, etc.! But making Krabby Patties is easily the best thing that I do, and the thing I love most in the entire world! And that’s saying a LOT!  Retsuko: ...You like doing kitchen work? Spongebob: Of course! Retsuko: ...Sounds like a dead-end career if you ask me. Spongebob: Bahahahaha! Nonsense! It’s the greatest! Retsuko: ...Well, I mean... is the pay really good? Do your co-workers treat you nicely? Are you sure you’re not just pretending to be happy to buy time for your real dream career?... do you have a cute girlfriend there? Anything of that sort?! Anything that could make the job bearable? Spongebob: Well, I don’t get much pay at all, the only co-worker there seems to hate my guts, I don’t even know what that third thing is about, and I’m pretty sure us sea-sponges don’t actually fall in love.  Retsuko: ...How... how are you happy to go there? Spongebob: ...Whaddya mean? Retsuko: I mean your working conditions sound way worse than mine, yet you seem so... jolly!... are you on something? Spongebob: I’m on this bench, silly! *smiles* Retsuko: ... Spongebob: ...But, to answer that other question... well, believe it or not, not everything goes completely right for me. Sometimes I feel a little down, sometimes my friends are feeling down, sometimes a Spanish pirate from the surface world gets control of a magic book that controls the very fabric of my world’s reality. Retsuko: Wha- Spongebob: But I never let any of it get to me! I always think of the good things that keep me going! My friends, my pet snail, my job of course!... I like to think that good things in life at least have a great potential of outweighing the bad, and perhaps some people don’t realize it yet. Retsuko: ...Hmm...... well, I don’t know if just thinking about the positives is enough for me. Every time I think I’ve found the solution to all of my problems, everything goes right back to being an absolute hell for me! Makes me think that things may never get better... Spongebob: Not unless you really try!  Retsuko: Huh? Spongebob: Just think! Is there anything at your job that never fails to put you in a good mood?  Retsuko: ... *she looks ahead and starts thinking... she smiles* Well, I can think a few things.  Spongebob: Yeah? Retsuko: Yeah. Like Hai- *she hears a noise* Huh? *she looks to see that the next train is finally coming* ...Take ‘em long enough! *gets up* Spongebob: For what it’s worth; it was nice talking to you! *smiles* Retsuko: ...Uh, it was nice talking to you too. *about to go inside the train* ...Uh, do you go on the next one, or- Spongebob: Oh, I don’t go on this route at all. I just got really lost. Retsuko: ...Right. *she goes inside, and rides off to work* Spongebob: ...What a nice gal! *he gets up, and tries to find his way back to the ocean*

Boy. Can ya say Top 10 Anime Crossovers? Huehuehue! But yeah, shout out to my best friend “Scrublord” , who has become pretty infamous for his Aggretsuko ship-skits. As you can see, I decided to take my own spin on the concept, with my own brand of terrible writing. Feel free to judge if have the time! ^_^