#fernsnailz

[ghfabjh]

@fernsnailz squeak at the mcr concert, what will she do

she will bite. that is what she will do.

[the-chozo-lord]

OMEGA has guns. Sure shadow has a gun but its small and only has one barrel. OMEGA has six in each hand, and potentially more.

Also who do you want protecting you? Expert jewel thief/spy, the ultimate lifeform, or a walking arsenal?

AND he's gentle when required.

can provide medical aid

also just look at him.

Dudes got infinite breadsticks.

and nothing gets him down.

@fernsnailz you wanted to see this?

[starredforlife]

ok top five scenes from the kung fu panda universe (any of the movies, shorts, shows, etc). could be fight scenes, character moments, etc etc so on and so forth

FERN THIS IS SO HARD. FOR ME. UHM !!!!

ESCAPE FROM GONGMEN TOWER please watch it right now please please it's such an underrated scene musically and visually. this is the scene where tigress catches a flaming arrow and that's the exact moment i became a homosexual. vic history. it's also the scene where we see her chops as a leader of the five and the way she's fit into this role to balance out Po so well. and also all her potential as who she could've been, if she'd been chosen to be the dragon warrior herself. but she's not.

MUSICIAN'S VILLAGE I LOVE this scene the way it introduces, to the audience, that the score is going to play a part in the fight scenes of this movie is absolutely magnificent. and the way we get reintroduced to the furious five's + po's fighting style, and it reminds us immediately that they are formidable--and then sets up the inciting incident of the plot with so much mystery (and we see the 2d animation style again too, which has always represented po's inner subconscious. WHY DIDN'T THEY DO THAT FOR THE FOURTH MOVIE. whatever)

i would say the bridge fight (kfp1) and i adore that scene but i have to say, i really love the performances, the ambience, the color boards, the sound effects, and the emotional impact of shifu and tai lung's fight in the 3rd act more. i love when kfp actually invested time in its non-main protag characters. tai lung was an absolutely fascinating villain and this scene just rounds out his character so well

The entirety of the secrets of the scroll short film oh my god i love that one so much. teenage tigress. my baby girl.

FUCK okay and then the fireworks factory (2nd movie) where Po confronts Shen about his past. And he gets shot with a cannon and Tigress doesn't get to him in time. breaks my heart every time. i'm going to include the scene where Tigress and Po fight right before that in the jail too bc the musical score called "Fireworks Factory" starts with THEIR HUG. AND IT ENDS WITH HER RUNNING TO CATCH HIM. AND FAILING. MY BAKA LIFE !!!!! i don't even ship them anymore like i did when i was 14 i mostly just love tigress but their platonic relationship is v important to me. i have to include their hug bc that did irreparable damage to me as a tween. sorry the quality of the first vid is so ass. their relationship in the entire 2nd movie is so good i could write a whole analysis on it probably. it's paining me physically to not include their earlier boat scene talk.

this is also the scene where tigress snarls at the gorilla and that changed my brain chemistry forever.

i love the entire second movie this is so hard for me AUGHHHGHGH okay quick honorary mention: i also love the scene where we see shen fight the three masters (rhino, croc, ox). that quick fight scene is SO well executed. the dialogue and the performances are incredible. i used to have every line of dialogue of this movie memorized and especially loved reciting this scene (skip to 1:10)

and then if i had to pick a moment from the third one it's the one where oogway's statue gets wrecked at the jade palace. it lands emotionally very well for a scene that could have easily been mishandled too comedically or too quickly. like it still gives me chills. and i'm not even gonna touch on the character animation/acting of tigress and shifu here bc GOD. kai's theme does rock also!!! AND i LOVE the colors in this movie SO MUCH holy fuck

and then a minor detail from the first one is i love how the characters act with each other, namely the five and shifu. they clearly have a history and/or comradery with each other. shifu undoing the nerve damage tai lung did in a way specific to each of his students stands out to me in particular.

1 and 2 are masterpieces to me and i have my Things about the 3rd one but overall, a beautiful trilogy. i wish the 4th one didn't exist im killing it with my bare hands. vic hate movie? vic murder it. 5th rule of the streets.

[punkitt-is-here]

susan question.... how does she take her coffee (and if she doesn't drink coffee does she have a favorite kind of tea/hot drink?)

I'm actually someone who literally can't drink coffee but Susan totally does. I think she just puts creamer in hers :]

[sapphtalks]

@fernsnailz

[dumbbullet]

Had to get revenge!! Heres M8 and Squeak for @fernsnailz. What the heck! They're so cute!

[wolvesbaned]

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ROBOT.. WHO IS MACINTOSH I LIKE THEM A LOT

MacIntosh is the ship repair robot! he's like. technically more of an android in personality/trope, but he doesn't have a human appearance. He has four arms and you can often find him squeezed into some kind of corner. The ship is not great and falls apart often so Leo asks the corp that assigns them the mission for a repair bot, then gets Hank to de-attach the nodule that makes them report everything back to corporate. Hank also loosens up some shit in that mechanical head that grants MCI more free will and a facsimile of sentience. MCI and Hank are best friends and often goof off together. Hank has to repair him a lot bc the discarded nodule was important to a lot of systems operations, so sometimes, MCI 'sleepwalks' and malfunctions in other ways. He wears a hat and tries to wear clothes a lot too bc he's developing a sort of robot-human dysphoria that he doesn't know how to cope with. I'm giving him robot depression.

[the-nightmares-never-end]

AUGH THEY ARRIVED!!!

LOOK AT THE TWO BOYS I GOT FROM @fernsnailz 's SHOP

I love them so much, you have no idea how bad I wanted a second metal or an Omega, but I went for shadow instead 🤣

But these look so cool im obsessed! They're so shiny too! These are definitely going on my bookbag with the rest of my many trinkets fehjs