#susan asks

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Do you think Susan is a swiftie

Dear fucking god no

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Susan would be rickrolled but wouldn’t realize it was a joke because she’s just enjoying Rick Astley smash hit Never Gonna Give You Up.

this is factual and canon. completely true

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If Susan were to commit tax fraud would she be stripped of the name Taxpayer by the broader Taxpayer clan? Or would she just go to jail normal like?

Oh the Taxpayer name actually comes from her ancestors picking up that name to avoid suspicion. She would never skip her taxes tho

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Susan Taxpayer Q: does the company ever have parties? What does everyone bring for potlucks?

Yes! Franky brings an entire pineapple, the Schrudler brings some sort of granola based dish, Mashawn brings an entire grill and makes some bomb barbeque food, Janet doesn't eat, and Susan has to go through a comedic series of 11-minute adventures every time she tries to decide on and cook a dish (altho she's partial to pasta dishes)

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Susan's orientation?

Bisexual, baby

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If there was an office costume party (not Halloween), what would Susan (and other characters if you feel like it) dress as?

Susan would be Funny Orange

Franky would be a Sexy (Costume (cat, nurse, etc))

Mashawn would be a vampire

The Schrudler would be himself (doesn't believe in holidays)

Janet would be a werewolf

Ann would be Sailor Moon

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Is Susan Taxpayer good at crosswords? I keep associating her with them in my brain, but idk if that was ever an established thing.

You'd be right to associate her with them, she's a big fan

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susan question.... how does she take her coffee (and if she doesn't drink coffee does she have a favorite kind of tea/hot drink?)

I'm actually someone who literally can't drink coffee but Susan totally does. I think she just puts creamer in hers :]