#ferntalks

[melsfrank]

hello!

my name is fern (she/her), and i'm melsfrank on ao3 and ferniealism on twitter.

this blog is not be spoiler-free, and it will occasionally be nsfw (more often than not because i'm a perverted mentally ill lesbian). but i welcome everyone to it and am very open to talking and being friends!!

i'm coming back to tumblr after ten years because langdonmel has bewitched and dragged me by my feet against my will, and i'm now forced to consume everything langdonmel that has ever existed since they occupy my every thought.

my asks are always open if you want to talk about anything really!!

many many kisses and lots of love from fern!! <3

[cerisefern]

Soontumblrmyspacebarisnolongerworking,butitworkseverywhereelse.So,fun.

[galaxayy]

who's gonna do the world a favor by doing a mashup of "Lie" by Jimin and "You Dont Own Me" by Grace ft. G-Eazy?????

[melsfrank]

at this point pdeardz are OPPS of mine. the outright refusal to entertain anything langdonmel is so funny, like i promise talking about these two characters who are very important to each other will not mean you two want to bump uglies. matter of fact the denial atp is the one thing making me think u two wanna bump uglies cause why are u running from it like the devil runs from the cross girl

[melsfrank]

also i'm sorry i haven't been able to think of anything other than mel in a corset, boobs spilling out while she rides frank because he asked her to dress up for him so he could see her 17th-century frenchwoman costume

[melsfrank]

t picture on p’s 2025 wrapped is his id acting up… his most unconscious desires led him to choose that picture so she could somehow be included in his memorable moments of 2025 i got his tea

[melsfrank]

tag 9 people you want to get to know better 💌

tagged by @nowitsjustamonument, @drfrankenmel, @writeraquamarinara! thank you my beautiful darlings!

reading: at the risk of sounding like im making this up i was reading war and peace by tolstoy before i was sucked into the langdonmel vortex 4 months ago. ever since i started the pitt i haven't touched my kindle for anything that isn't langdonmel fanfiction so there's that.

last series: pluribus!! very good show, 107 is probably my favorite episode of the year. and i also have been watching percy jackson (though im a hag and definitely not the target audience and im not enjoying it) and also the twilight zone!!

last film: i recently rewatched gentlemen prefer blondes!! it's been very hot down here in #brazil, and for some reason, every time it gets hot, it makes me wanna watch musicals, so i've been going through a lot of rewatches. my last non-rewatch, though, was that obscure object of desire by buñuel from his three films trilogy. it was my last watch from that trilogy, and the discreet charm is one of my favorite movies ever so i was very excited to finally finish it!!!!

last song: tarmac by blondshell. i've been revisiting her debut album on the past few days and it's still a gem.

sweet or salty: i can't choose, i love both for different reasons and in different occasions </3

coffee or tea: both!! i love coffee and have it every day in the morning (1 cup only because i'm very sensitive to caffeine), but i also have a tea collection that has more than 30 types of tea in it, though i only visit it during winter.

working on: d/s langdonmel!! it has honestly been killing me because i've gotten into a writing funk where i just convinced myself everything i write is shit from an actual butt BUT i'll persevere and soon we're all getting 6 scenes of mel submitting to frank which i'm incredibly excited about.

tagging: tagging oomfs and noomfs, everyone gets to talk about themself!! @benparished @cvldbones @fellowshipincynicism @pansiesandposies @kayleigh-rae @billspaid @abbotstudy @kieranculkn @monnaow

[fernisgay1121]

zoning out to a song and coming back to urself with the same some playing like, was I gone for two seconds or the whole album?