#festie tips

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top 5 toilet tipz

1. make sure u bringin loads loo rol as u be needin it wit all d shits n giggles u be aving  at d festie

2. wype from d front to d back if u are a gal so u avoid d disease.

3. if u iz a lad try not to poop on urselve so we remend dat u use babi wypes n wype from d front to d back while u hold ur dangla init

4. weed make u pomp n plomp so make sure u ready 4 dat shit. hehe.

5. memba dat d bush iz ur friend 4 wee n not jst 4 sex so u can go no 1 n ting if ur blada be wastin

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top 5 festie selfie tipz

1. make sur u bring d bestest photo edit softie wear dat dolla can buy. dat way u be lookin sexi to all d bitches back at home hu is well jel bout not bein at d sik festie init

2. if u pout lyk a cutie den all d bois and gals be wantin u init.

3. get d angels rite. make sure u take d pic from d top down coz den u be lookin buff not buttaz

4. if u be catfishin ppl make sure u dont take a selfie of no famous ppl u wil be founded out n shit

5. a pound a day keeps d docta away but a fiver a time makes u rich as a dime