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how did the gods feel about baby Titan? and how would the gods react to someone casting a spell on the Titan turning them into a baby?

calls back to this post, i believe

descennie: i mean. the titan is Always a baby to her. now they're just... babier. people are probably side eyeing her to see if she had anything to do with it, but she didn't bc that would be messing with the Natural Order. she is, however, the first to offer to babysit

ane: they think it's Hilarious and won't stop cackling for about a full ten minutes. technically babies aren't as fun because you can't talk with them, but it's still really funny and watching everyone else freak out is Comedy Gold

fexalys: jesus god in the morning do they have to deal with this a g a i n ? they're going to take a nap; wake them when it's over

cian: he's one of the ones who's side eyeing des, but he's wise enough not to say anything about it. he's worried about the repercussions if they can't change the titan back. like. they've kinda got.... a timeline here.............

wiyct: why. why do they have to share their existence with such idiots. they're so tired. someone come fix this garbage

fehro: .........aight

vose: babies aren't any fun to mess with. they never do anything more than cry and leak, and then her sister and des lecture her, and it's all just very tedious. she's gonna go chill in her dungeons and give her rats weird nicknames. later, losers

chie: hey does anyone mind if she borrows the baby to - (mise decisively stomps on her sister's foot and hands the baby to descennie)

mise: she'll like. volunteer to babysit, but everyone knows she'll spend half the time fending off chie who wants to use the baby for Sick Stunts™ and the other half trying to teach the titan not to pull her cats' tails

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what would the gods be like as humans?

ane would still be fuckin nosy and charming as hell. they'd be one of those people that everyone knows and who can't go fucking anywhere without like three people recognizing them and stopping them to chat. i honestly can't picture them with a job. i feel like they'd be a professional moocher

descennie would probably be a healer. or someone's cool old grandma, living out in the countryside with a dope ass garden... probably both, actually. she'd probably change the least out of all the gods tbh. she'd still be v calm and motherly and patient and wise. probably a bit less wise bc she wouldn't get to live as long, but still

fexalys would be so much more chill as a human. like, they'd be super awkward and uncomfortable, but so much less of an asshole. good ol fexy would be your standard strong silent type who absolutely Melts for their wife. kids would Love them and they'd have No Idea how to handle it

cian lends himself too well to "crotchety grandpa" to change all that much. i can see him in some sort of village elder role where he harps on about experience and whatever 😂

wiyct is just So Well suited to being a grumpy academic. they'd be like, the world's meanest librarian, or else they'd find something Really Obscure to study and they'd disappear out into The Wilds to study it in seclusion. they'd still be a huge fuckin misanthrope tbh, and v arrogant, but i think being human would give them a bit more empathy. it'd just be..... buried Real Deep

fehro would be thriving tbh. he might be a little bit like sybille actually. he'd be a merchant maybe, and he'd love to travel. i could see him as some sort of toymaker. he'd be more down to earth and also less burdened bc being a human would free him from the demands of his domain

mise/chie/vose... i wonder if they'd be one person if they were human tbh. but no, it's more fun if they're triplets. they'd probably all be criminals lmao, but with varying degrees of morality about it. vose would be a gr8 hitman, or possibly even a blood hunter -- though if she went that route her sisters would probably fuckin disown her. mise could be a forger or smth, and chie would be a straight up thief ofc. they probably wouldn't change all that much either tbh. they already spend a lot of time with mortals, often pretending to be mortals

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the titan, glaring at fexalys’ smug ass: i, too, am a victim of weather,

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ros and gods reactions to meeting mintie

Casis Not amused at how many jokes I've made about Marepose but is too polite to say anything to my face

Clem thinks I look tired and tries to queer eye my life into some semblance of order

Mels ...asks way too many questions that I probably don't know the answer too

Penelopethinks i'm an asshole and won't speak to me

Sybillefinds the concept of the game amusing and also asks a bunch of questions that I probably don't know the answers to

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Regarding the gods, I think they'd all be a little Confused at the concept of being made? Like. They're gods; THEY do the making 

Descennie, Ane, and Mise would like me 

Fexalys would think I'm a little shit 

Fehro would be annoyed but mask it with amusement 

Wiyct never really likes anybody and the fact that I can't answer all their history questions will NOT endear me to them 

Cian is busy having an existential crisis that he never saw this coming. He’s just goin hog wild with an abacus trying to figure out the odds of it all and he's losing his whole diddly dang mind

Chie and Vose straight up don't give a shit

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if it were up to every individual god to make a world, what would it look like?

so ane and fehro would actually look pretty similar. they like the chaos and innovation of just… regular human society. sometimes shit gets Fucky, but things work themselves out in time and they like to watch how it all Goes Down. fehro and ane think humans are Neat™, so their preference is always just to sort of,,,, set them free and watch what happens, maybe get their hands dirty with the common masses from time to time, but without actually affecting events

descennie is…. well, a bit of a mom. she loves humanity, but she views them more as her own children than as an independent species. she’s kinda like a mom that knows her kids are Grown and Independent Adults but she can’t help worrying and wanting to help. so she’d be similarish to ane and fehro, but she’d want to Gently Nudge from time to time to make sure everything stays Nice and Peaceful which she kind of already does with the twin continents. but if she were on her own without the interference of other gods it’d be more pronounced

cian doesn’t….. like… being bothered.. but a lot of his power is more tied up in Life than one might think. he’d probably focus more on animals or underwater plant life than humans if he was given his first choice, but some things are best tested with humans. despite anything else, he thinks humanity is capable of great ingenuity. he’d just,,, want to keep the population small and he’d be pretty hands off. buuuuut i imagine he’d lose control pretty quickly and then he’d just be back to his grumpy grandpa habits

fexalys would prefer to stick with just animals. they like making des happy and they like Not interacting with sentient mortals. they’d just have a bunch of like, dragons and griffons and shit chillin. then they could relax with their Wofe and not have to worry about what dumb bullshit people are getting up to This Time. their Ideal World is just zoo tycoon except they trap all the visitors in cages and ignore them

wiyct wouldn’t create SHIT. well, not on a world scale anyway. they’d have isolated little test environments from the comfort of their own personal plane and they’d live in stuffy academic solitude like the grouchy professor they are

mise, chie, and vose aren’t too far off from ane and fehro i suppose. they ofc love the chaos brought about by intelligent creatures with free will. they’d just be Out There every damn day makin shit even more chaotic and messy and Glorious (in their opinion). HOW chaotic and what KIND of chaotic would depend on which triplet. vose would functionally,, be like every cia conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard. they’d destabilize governments, assassinate leaders, etc. dangerous and bloody and exactly the kind of paranoid mess that they live for. mise prefers creative chaos. she loves watching what results when people aren’t afraid of being Weird and Different and Breaking The Mold. she wants to encourage the uniqueness of the individual and discourage the uniformity of the group. she’s,,, sort of a manic pixie dream girl <.<  chie is all over the place, i suppose. it depends on her mood. i’m not even sure what kind of world that’d look like. honestly, she might not do anything. she might just watch and see what people come up on their own and then maybe Enhance a little. just muddy the waters a little more, u kno?

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which of the gods would play dnd (cian being the dm)

All Of Them because they’re nerds at heart, and because now I’m thinking about it:

Ane, surprising no one, would be a bard in the college of glamour. Probably a half-elf or a genasi. They’d pick bagpipes as their musical focus and describe how badly they’re playing to piss off Wiyct

Mise, Chie, and Vose are contractually obligated to all be rogues. Vose specializes as an assassin, Chie as a thief, and Mise... Actually, I think Mise would be a ranger. Vose would probably be moments away from choosing Drow and then one of her sisters would tease her about how cliche it is to roll an evil drow so she’d switch to gnome just to be difficult. Chie would want tiefling and Mise would roll a half-orc who loves cats

Wiyct would grumble about not being DM and then predictably play as a lawful neutral paladin. Human, probably

Descennie would be a dragonborn druid and she’d spam the fuck out of wild shape. I think she’d like bear best. I imagine she’d also take a few levels in cleric

Fexalys would grouch about not really wanting to play but then end up Super Invested in their aarakocra paladin. They’d have the hermit background and between them and Wiyct the rest of their party members can’t get away with fucking a n y t h i n g unless they roll real high on stealth

Fehro would be a human fighter with levels in bard. Folk hero background, and he’d choose the woodcarver’s tools that come with it

And Cian, as DM, is the sort to attempt to cling to his carefully planned out campaign until he reaches the end of his patience and then giving up as dramatically as possible. He starts out attempting to railroad everyone, but the group is so good at ignoring him/finding loopholes that he says ‘fuck it’ and starts telling Mise she shot her arrow so bad that it twists around and impales her own foot when she rolls a nat one and letting Ane seduce the gelatinous slime

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