"Once upon a time no one could compare to Shockwave's beauty. After the Decepticons? No bot ALIVE could compare to his shape. Dude has massive tits already, and with his scientific leanings, propensity for experimenting on himself, and devotion to logic, anyone who managed to actually get him pregnant would have Hell Carrier on their hands and it would be glorious. Talk about kicking ass and taking names all while making sure his growing bitlet is receiving the utmost he can provide from himself. Or, alternatively, he got himself pregnant and then dares anyone to say anything about it. Also. He's Optimus Prime's first ex, even before Megatron. The DRAMA that could cause."