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rubbing tgel on his growing tummy should be considered sex
not to be dramatic but I’d kill for them :)
dbf!jamie: a masterlist!
jamie oleksiak except he’s your dad’s best friend. by bardownbitch ✷ welcome to the dbf party! it’s a little outta hand. for context: jamie is mid-late 20s, reader is undefined college aged. he moves into a tight-knit neighbourhood and befriends the local dads and, what would you know, he kinda rails one of their daughters.
dbf fics! — summertime. ✷ 4.8k. smut. fluff if you squint. summary: after weeks of teasing and sneaking around, jamie finally rails you in your parents’ home. If it happens to be in the bathroom during a super PG-13 birthday party... well, you’re thankful for thick walls (and your blissfully ignorant family).
dbf musings! — bold are my all time favs / must reads <3 inbox always open for these !! x
WHERE IT STARTED. ☆ initial thoughts! the neighbourhood kids love jamie ☆ your parents are away ☆ and they’ve asked j to check in. the first time ☆ you and jamie finally break. clarifying feelings. ☆ by anon <33 how it looks ☆ what the neighbours think / date thoughts! jealousy / parents finding out / breeding kink ☆ jamie’s jealous! ☆ a lil angst: your pasts ☆ we love a lil drama! a lotta angst: the fight ☆ he can’t handle seeing you cry. size kink ☆ he’s a big guy lmao security cameras ☆ u beg jamie to kiss you (on camera) sneakin him out ☆ your parents come home early u threaten to fck a frat boy. ☆ by anon <33 the key ☆ asking you to move in with him daddy! ☆ he definitely does not have a daddy kink. kinda. brat ☆ he puts you on your knees. quiet shower sex ☆ realisation ☆ jamie figures out he’s in love. talking kids / a pregnancy scare, pda, his family ☆ his family don’t get it ☆ he hurts you during sex ☆
MY MASTERLIST / MORE BLURBS ⭒ updated 27.01.2022
flashyfucker. ✷ playlists! a couple AUs and the playlists i scream abt them to <3 questions / ideas / suggestions welcome for these bad boys! thank u to friends who let me vent and vent back at me over these ideas. they would not be coherent thoughts without u xxx
QUINN HUGHES: if i hadn’t lost my phone. u have a mediocre boyfriend and quinn is always hanging around. lots of being the last two left in a room, walking you home, almost-but-not kissing. “i had a dream about you last night,” and “text me when you get home safe.” but nobody asks what happened in the dream, and nobody texts when they get home.
TYSON JOST: one day i’ll be good for you. he’s your best friend and you’re the only two people in the world who don’t know you’re in love with each other. ft. dancing together but going home to separate beds / hooking up with strangers pretending it’s the other over and over again. slutty party boy tyson 4ever. <3
NOLAN PATRICK: stop the world, i wanna get off. au wherein u and nolan run in the same circle but don’t really talk all that much, you just smoke together sometimes, listen to music on his bedroom floor. only talk to discuss really poignant lyrics when it’s nearing 2am and both your guards are down. sometimes crying in the same room and not talking abt it and sometimes getting off in the same room and not talking abt it. one time fucking about all the feelings u both share (only one time, though. at least until the next time.).
MATT MARTIN: she hits like ecstasy. you’re younger and cooler and marty doesn’t quite know what to make of you. he knows he likes it, though (and is really bad at demonstrating it.). you make him stutter like nobody else ever has, till he’s got you: then he’s bold and cocky and you call him daddy, only half as a joke.
JON MERRILL: wash these sins off our hands. seedy dirtbag cowboy au. maybe a family friend’s older son who’s been coming and going and travelling for work as long as you can remember. cares for nobody but his mom and his horse. you fall in with him over bad whiskey and hookups against your car, give him a sweet little nickname that pulls at his chest to hear, and you both pretend it doesn’t hurt when he asks you to leave town with him and you say no.
JACK HUGHES: coming up screaming. you live in the town where the hughes brothers and their band of obnoxious hockey bros vacation. you hooked up with jack a few summers ago, and at his first sign of cockiness about it, you’d decided to spend every following summer making his life hell. his buddies are more than happy to help. this year’s newest development: jack gets off on u being mean to him!! :)
hii!! i hope you’re doing well <33
just wanted to ask, if you could share some WIPs with the class?? i am obsessed with your writing
oo let's party! hope ur well too anon <3 bully me into writing these (or share thoughts / vibes / req somethin else) x
stuff that’s got words in the doc! — (or at least in the notes app lmao)
jack hughes x mean!reader where you live in the town where the hughes brothers and their band of obnoxious hockey bros vacation. you hooked up with jack a few summers ago, and at his first sign of cockiness about it, you’d decided to spend every following summer making his life hell. his buddies are more than happy to help. this year’s newest development: jack gets off on u being mean to him!! :)
pierre luc dubois x reader where you and luc matched on tinder during quarantine. you traded numbers (and nudes. and hours of heartfelt conversation, too), but nothing really came of it after quarantine. now, months later, he shows up at a dinner party as your cousin’s new boyfriend, and all you can think of are the things you said you’d do to each other.
pierre luc dubois x reader x nolan patrick, where u grew up with nolpat and were never really dating but there was always something there. the line kinda dies out, though, when he moves to vegas, and back in winnipeg, you’ve started dating pld. it’s angsty and luc lets you fuck nolan for closure, basically <3 we love sad porn!
matthew tkachuk x best friend/brothers best friend/family friend’s daughter where you're hanging out and he borrows your phone for a second & you've accidentally left your burner twitter acc open or incognito window up or something and it's filthy and he's like "damn, you're into this?" and maybe offers to do it to u idk!
ideas i don't have outlines for yet! — feel free to make suggestions for these!
slutty party boy tyson jost x best friend reader where he f*cks anything with a pulse and is kind of a dirtbag but softens, just a little, for his best friend. taken from the tag: tipping her head back to pour drinks down her throat and/or fingertips brushing her lips when he holds the blunt up for her to hit. setting her up with teammates only to get weird about it when they actually start talking. him getting plastered and trying to fight the dude she’s hanging out with (cause she’s tryna get over tyson at the same time as tyson’s realising he only wants her. </3)
[player] x teammates best friend wherein at a party they're trying to match you with a guy on the team: teammate/your best friend drunkenly claims "[player] is too nice for y/n. she gets off on being roughed up"...... [player] is caught off guard and you’re embarrassed, but it turns out player is definitely not too nice for u at all
[player] x best friend cliche where they’re play fighting and he playfully slaps her thigh a little too close to her ass and she makes this noise so he does it again ... etc lmao
— also worth adding if you send slutty thoughts to my inbox i'll usually write a couple hundred words on them & i have like.. way too many of those that are partly written lmao! i dont think they count as WIPs but they're also happening xxx
flashyfucker. welcome ✷
hi! i’m jr. she/they pronouns, thank u xxx. this is my hockey themed burner turned whatever the fuck is happening, now. kinda super slutty, 18+ please. thanks and sorry if you’re here x my inbox is always open for chats/musings/requests! come be my best friend xxx
writing! my masterlist! / headcanon masterlist! playlists made with love for (some of) my favourite players ✷
tags! cw: smut OR ff.hc. filter to avoid my writing content! answered asks. talking / personal lol. fic recs.
bardownbitch → flashyfucker ✷ hi! i’ve been mostly off tumblr for a little and i talked specifically abt why here (its kinda cringe dont read it if u dont care xxx). bardownbitch as a whole was getting kinda old to me but I still love writing & hockey! this is a soft rebrand! basically: in the future i plan on being more selective about who / what i choose to write about, & using tumblr more casually so as to avoid killing my creativity lmao. i’ll post list of players i love & my AUs / playlists / moodboards soon so we can swoon together again. thanks so much for reading <3
UPDATED TAGS TO BLOCK ff.hc or cw: smut to avoid my writing content ff.asks to avoid my answered asks ff.txt to avoid personal / shitposts lmao
fic where ur one of the minnesota girls tyson follows out of nowhere. and u dont know how he found u