#ff14 arr

[theflowermaiden]

Is it me? Or is the ff14 experience checking up on Thancred every once in a while to make sure he's okay? The man's already likely to overwork and at this point I am genuinely worried about him being on his own too long. At least if he comes along I can keep half an eye on him.

[sightseeinglog]

[elevatorelevenhatesyou]

Final Fantasy 14 Part 29: Such Devastation

Gaius transforms like a magical girl and then we get exactly the uninteresting boss fight this dumbass deserves. 

Most dungeon bosses have more engaging gameplay. I don't even know what his mechanics are because every time I've done this he just gets stomped into soup in a wave of particle effects by my gigantic party.

After the fight he casually walks away.

Okay bye

No seriously, he fucking walks out. He doesn't even run. The lights don't even go out. Brash, you preposterous halfwit. 

And, again, remember that usually there are eight people here. And ALL of them just stand there while Gaius moseys away towards his giant doom mech.

okay there's the ultima weapon what now

I've heard enough. Shoot him! Stick an arrow in his gob!

The back of Ultima Weapon's neck opens up and Gaius climbs inside. Does it need a pilot now? Gaius wasn't piloting it the first two times we saw it. I guess someone else was? Maybe it was Nero, and just no one ever gave him credit for it.

So Gaius switches the thing on and goes all bear witness to the demon weapon that will drag the world into the twenty-first century, and then we fight it. Or rather we stand around waiting for God to give us permission to fight it. The Ultima Weapon can't be damaged until about thirty seconds in when Crystal Mommy phones us up and tells us we must "look to the Light."

Yay. I feel so involved.

During the fight it barfs up Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan, and their ragdolls flop hilariously out of nowhere and onto whoever is tanking.

"No, how are you doing this!?" cries Gaius. Don't ask me, man. God's doing all the work.

Labradoodle appears and says some shit about the secret power within Ultima Weapon. Some ancient evil artifact I guess. Whatever, it doesn't matter, this never comes up again as far as I've heard.

Apparently Gaius didn't know. Gaius you complete tool, why did you listen to this guy? THIS GUY?

I'm reminded of Kingdom Hearts when MALEFICENT shows up out of nowhere and tells Riku that his best friend for life Sora totally forgot about him and he should go be a villain with her now, and he's just like yes sounds legit. Then again that was basically true, Sora pretty much HAD just found new friends and forgotten all about Riku, but that's a rant about a different Square Enix game with a completely shit story that somehow became massively popular. Maybe I'll do a long hate analysis about that one too someday after I'm finished with FF14.

Ultima Weapon does a giant glowy explody spell, but luckily Brash is protected by the power of boobs.

Not sure how this wasn't your intention, you're a dumb strong man. Blowing stuff up for no reason is all you're here for. Oh I guess this was your base huh I guess it probably wasn't your intent to blow up your own garage like a Floridian on the Fourth of July.

ohyeah also An Ascian Pisses Off Without Trying To Kill Brash With Lasers: 8

Anyway none of that shit about Ultima Weapon's true form matters because we smash the fuckin thing by punching it. Or rather my buddy smashes it by casting his doom spells at it doing like triple my damage.

Ultima Weapon starts exploding and Gaius forgets to buckle his seatbelt. He babbles a bit more of his vapid philosophical crap and then falls unconscious.

Should we like hide behind something or

Huh. Missed.

And so ends the threat of Ultima Weapon. All it took was God. 

AH HA, FOOL, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH THE BORING ASSHOLE, NOW IT IS TIME FOR THIS OTHER BORING ASSHOLE

[beltain]

I, for one, love The Praetorium. Because if it weren’t for Prae, I wouldn’t have been blessed with conversations like these between a bunch of randoms during those un-skippable cutscenes:

[darcy-ff14]

My FC Scarlet Bloom is currently recruiting EU/People play on EU timebase.

My free company, The Scarlet Bloom <Bloom> (Balmung) is currently seeking to recruit EU members to join and to form an EU unit as we have few EU players cannot attend two US events, it is our aim to become EU/US base RP FC. We wish to bring to EU players/NA players prefer EU Timezone enable to RP during GMT/EU's Timezone and to able spend time with the FC. What is Scarlet Bloom and what is its purpose for? We are Merc/Story plot drive/Social/Combat RP FC. IC, the company set up by Lady Zasha and Nasan to give those unwanted, unloved and different from the rest, a place they can call a home, to seek for something they longed for and to find what they looking for. Homestead is a sanctuary inn and people will find the place to get away from everything and to protect from the world. The company is a Merc FC that wish to protect those people and the lands from the danger and to give people a little hope or a new hope after those lost during the Calamity and their faith in everything. They seek out to give back something those has lost. People have something to fight for and to protect.

OOC, we do run many kinds of events, we held social RP sometime in the gather during the holiday seasons, we have members run their own unique personal plot whenever they can, we have our own FC story arch, members are welcome to make events whenever they can and each officer/team leaders have their weekly events and offer free slots those members wish to run something for the event. Bloom is a company that encourages all sorts of different styles of roleplaying styles but Free Company Story is built on a build your own adventure, heavy story base. If you do not like huge scripted events we may not be a good fit for your RP style If you have lots of questions or curious about our company, please do reach out (Discord tag can be seen below here.) or any officers or Team Leader if Marina D'arca is not online. FC leader/co-leader:Lerran Nemas/Acelin Temier or Zasha Hope  Team Leader: Lucerna Sainahs or Kiest Resad To be aware, before to filling in. Please do not apply as an alt, Mains are our focus for application. We can run Alts on a case by case situation for new applicants so if  you are determined to apply as an alt, please talk with an officer of the company prior to see if we'll make exceptions. Right now, we are not running any EU event as we don't have EU members yet expect Marina, herself and one EU member and once we get a few people and we will start on EU events but when you join, please make sure to be aware of that.

If you are interesting in joining, please do reach out Marina D'arca or her discord Darca#5171 or filling the form to apply. (Link below)

  https://scarletbloom.enjin.com/apply 

[dengo-gaming]

Too much lala is never enough xD Thanks my dear @peculiarmarsu for running around with me ;) 

[harmonicstupidity]

Piano Collections FINAL FANTASY XIV | SQUARE ENIX

大人気アレンジシリーズ「ピアノコレクションズ」にファイナルファンタジーXIV初登場！Piano Collections FINAL FANTASY XIV 2019年3月6日発売！

Piano Collections Final Fantasy XIV (Release Date March 6th)

Track List

Serenity (Black Shroud Field)

Wailers And Waterwheels (Gridania-Day)

To the Sun (Thanalan Field)

A New Hope (Ul’Dah-Day)

On Westerly Winds (La Noscea Field)

I Am the Sea (Limsa Lomins-Day)

Imagination (Aetherochemical Research Facility)

Painted Foothills (Dravanian Forelands-Day)

Borderless (Flying Mount)

Ominous Prognisticks (Heavensward Dungeon Boss)

Heroes (King Thordan)

Night in the Brume (Ishgard-Night)

Crimson Sunset (Kugane-Night)

Old Wounds (Castrum Abania)

The Worm's Tail (Shinryu)

Westward Tide (The Ruby Sea-Night)

Ink Long Dry (The Great Gubal Library)

[actuallu]

(dumps art) 

some xiv related stuff from the past few weeks or so