#ff7remakepartybanter

[sailtheplains]

ff7 remake party banter

Yuffie: Hey, some of those Turks are pretty good, yeah? Aeris: *snorts* What, you think one of ‘em is cute? Yuffie: What?! No! Of course not! Stupid!  Tifa: Is it Reno? It’s Reno, isn’t it. Yuffie: Shut up!  Cid: Aw, hell naw--that cocky little shit? Fuck no. Not happening, Yuff. It won’t work. Don’t do it.  [If Cloud is pursuing Yuffie’s Favor] Cloud: I dunno, you guys. Yuffie’s pretty direct if she likes you. Tifa/Aeris: ......!!! Yuffie:....*somewhat awkward shuffle* Cid: *looking somewhat annoyed* I take it that was significant? Cait Sith: *silently laughing a lot* Nanaki: *is totally lost* Barret:.....so it’s Rude? Tifa/Cloud: *gigglesnort*

[sailtheplains]

FF7 Remake Party Banter

The First time someone besides Cloud see’s Vincent transform [With Cid]

Cid: What the-- Cloud: Hey, Cid! You wanna see something cool! Vincent: DEATH GIGAS Cid: Holy fucking SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK.

Cloud: hahahahahhahahaha omg hahhaa Cid: What, like, you didn’t flip shit when you saw him do that the first time?!  Cloud: oh fuck yeah, I did. Shit, you shoulda seen Barret. I thought he was gonna die lolol

[With Yuffie]

Yuffie: *noticing Vincent starting to act weirder than usual, slides a step away* Cloud: It’s all right, Yuffie. Just, uh--well, just stay calm, Yuffie. Vincent: *Death Gigas* Yuffie: *shrieks, broken off by a sob and sinking into a crouch, recoiling* Cloud: Yuffie, it’s okay! It’s still Vincent! Yuffie:....damn. *shakes self out* You know, magic and materia--they do weird shit to people sometimes. Don’t they. Cloud: Yes. *sigh*

[With Tifa]

TIfa: *takes a step back* Cloud: Don’t freak, Tifa-- Tifa: This is the thing he talked about? Cloud: Yeah, see-- Vincent: *Death Gigas* Tifa: Wow...*struck between fear and amazement* Vincent: *murdicates, collapses with little wisps of darkness, like a shadow seeping back into him* Tifa: Vincent! Are you okay! *runs to him and touched his face* Vincent: *flinches back* Y-yes.....*looks away* I...that is what I become...a monster. Tifa: You didn’t hurt us, Vincent. You berserk but you know us. That’s enough for me. C’mon. *stretched out her hand to him to help him stand* The wisps that clung to him touched her palm reluctantly and then sunk into it and he took her hand, getting up.

Tifa stared down at his hand. “You’re so cold.”

Vincent tensed a little and gently pulled away without a word.

[With Cait Sith]

Vincent: Ahhhhhh.  Cait Sith: Is he about to do brain cancer mode?

Cloud: ....uh. yes. Vincent: *Hellmasker* Cait Sith: Huh. Wow. I can’t decide if I’m horrified or turned on right now. [Cid]: *fucking DIES laughing, just totally fucking loses his shit*

[Yuffie]: Uh, WHUT. [Tifa]: Eugh, really? It’s weird. His head spins in a complete circle. While fascinating, still weird. [Barret]: What the actual fuck.  [[[Cait Sith]]]]: I’m a fortune-telling cat. What the hell do you care?

Aeris:........ugh. *looks away as much as she can without being obvious*