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FF7 Remake Party Banter
Vincent: Ah, shit. I...ahhh--guys. Guys. Cloud: Uh, I don’t think its a good idea for Vincent to transform right now. Cid: Aw, I dunno. I’m kinda down for watching him eat these guys. Yuffie: *bursts out laughing* Vincent: Fuck you, Cid. Ow, ow--shit--shit! Yuffie: Oh...I haven’t seen this one--HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID HIS HEAD JUST TURN IN A CIRCLE
If we somehow survive, Cid, could you maybe ask next time, before you fucking doom US too.
ff7 party banter remake
When you meet up with Tseng in the Mythril Mines And Aeris is NOT with you Tseng: Well, give Aeris my regards. *turns to walk away* Cloud: Tch, whatever, asshole.
Barret: Fuck you! Nanaki: I’m sure she’ll give you hers when you least expect it.
Tifa: Can’t we go after him? I still wanna slap his shit. *muttering* Oily Shinra fucking cocksucker.
FF7 Remake Party Banter
The First time someone besides Cloud see’s Vincent transform [With Cid]
Cid: What the-- Cloud: Hey, Cid! You wanna see something cool! Vincent: DEATH GIGAS Cid: Holy fucking SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK.
Cloud: hahahahahhahahaha omg hahhaa Cid: What, like, you didn’t flip shit when you saw him do that the first time?! Cloud: oh fuck yeah, I did. Shit, you shoulda seen Barret. I thought he was gonna die lolol
[With Yuffie]
Yuffie: *noticing Vincent starting to act weirder than usual, slides a step away* Cloud: It’s all right, Yuffie. Just, uh--well, just stay calm, Yuffie. Vincent: *Death Gigas* Yuffie: *shrieks, broken off by a sob and sinking into a crouch, recoiling* Cloud: Yuffie, it’s okay! It’s still Vincent! Yuffie:....damn. *shakes self out* You know, magic and materia--they do weird shit to people sometimes. Don’t they. Cloud: Yes. *sigh*
[With Tifa]
TIfa: *takes a step back* Cloud: Don’t freak, Tifa-- Tifa: This is the thing he talked about? Cloud: Yeah, see-- Vincent: *Death Gigas* Tifa: Wow...*struck between fear and amazement* Vincent: *murdicates, collapses with little wisps of darkness, like a shadow seeping back into him* Tifa: Vincent! Are you okay! *runs to him and touched his face* Vincent: *flinches back* Y-yes.....*looks away* I...that is what I become...a monster. Tifa: You didn’t hurt us, Vincent. You berserk but you know us. That’s enough for me. C’mon. *stretched out her hand to him to help him stand* The wisps that clung to him touched her palm reluctantly and then sunk into it and he took her hand, getting up.
Tifa stared down at his hand. “You’re so cold.”
Vincent tensed a little and gently pulled away without a word.
[With Cait Sith]
Vincent: Ahhhhhh. Cait Sith: Is he about to do brain cancer mode?
Cloud: ....uh. yes. Vincent: *Hellmasker* Cait Sith: Huh. Wow. I can’t decide if I’m horrified or turned on right now. [Cid]: *fucking DIES laughing, just totally fucking loses his shit*
[Yuffie]: Uh, WHUT. [Tifa]: Eugh, really? It’s weird. His head spins in a complete circle. While fascinating, still weird. [Barret]: What the actual fuck. [[[Cait Sith]]]]: I’m a fortune-telling cat. What the hell do you care?
Aeris:........ugh. *looks away as much as she can without being obvious*
FF7 Remake Party Banter
Reno: Why do you think we’d come all this way just to get you? A, B, or C Corneo: The....the second one? Reno: No. *crunches on fingers* The correct answer was--fuck you, that’s why. Vincent: It’s how, not why. Reno: Wh-what? Vincent: Nothing. Reno: Who the fuck are you? Cloud, why you gotta dig up somebody’s undead grandpa who dresses like a ninja version of Solid Snake-- Yuffie: Who the hell is Solid Snake?! Reno:--with a fucking claw for a hand and I think he just turned into a werewolf creature? Are you one of Hojo’s lap dancers or something?
GODDAMN NANAKI WTF BRO
FF7 Remake Party Banter
In Junon, where you can follow Rude to the underground bar where he appears to play cards/gamble/drink with a small, cynical group. (”Wanna join us, then take the mask off. That’s the rule.”) Rude has, up to the this point, been portrayed as a stoic, tough, no-nonsense foil to Reno’s Professional Chaotic Neutral. If you go back to Junon, go back to the bar and talk to one of the guys, he says: “It just isn’t a party without Rude!” Cloud twitched, eyebrows lifting. “Uh--oh, oh--(ohshitohshit thinking about this too long)--yeah, you know. He’s just so.” Cloud trailed off, coughing loudly into his sleeve. “Um....”
[If Tifa is in your party]
Tifa cut in neat with, “How do you even....describe, Rude. I mean he’s...so..strong-jawed. And stoic....” and then Tifa appeared to actually think about it, “....and calm...a...a nose. And very...aerodynamic. Dark and chiseled, I guess--” [With Barret] “Tifa, what the fuck are you talking about?”
Tifa straightened up a little, feeling a red hot flush creep down her face. “I...” she looked at the man, “that’s what Rude does to me? I mean, this isn’t that kind of party but--”
Cloud stared at her. “What is happening right now?
Barret: We are fucking leaving, is what is happening right now.
[With Yuffie]
“Oh my god, whut?” Yuffie held her sides and dropped her guard entirely, laughing.
Cloud looked between the two women. He pointed at Yuffie. “Is she talking about Rude? See--when did she have time to study him?” Yufffie sat down on a table. “Oh my god, Cloud. You are so stupid.” She fell back onto the table, wiping tears from her eyes. “I don’t get it!”
“Of course you don’t, idiot. You’re an idiot.”
“No but--I mean. Not that it matters--I’m just...concerned. We’re friends. And we. Do...did...have things in common. I--has she...studied him that closely?” Yuffie sat up on the table, looking down at Cloud--who suddenly seemed uncertain. Who was both funny dweeb but also scary big brother--and now this new thing. Uncertainty, his loneliness was suddenly extremely raw. “Aw, Cloud, you worry too much. See, she fights different from you. She’s all up-in-your-ribs and you’re like--slashing and shit. She has to study every person she fights at exactly the moment its happening. It requires intensity and control. The monks where I’m from--same kinda bullshit. So she can take in tiny details and commit them to memory.”
Cloud stared at her quietly but something in his expression eased. “Oh....okay....I. I....huh. So why do you do it from far away?”
Yuffie looked aside and shrugged. “Nothing, or whatever. I just don’t like getting too close when they die. It’s weird after that part. Eeegh. All those pumpkin guts.”