#ffbe jake

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Lasswell: I'm ambidextrous

Jake: That's cool man love who you love

[siriusloire]

“For the last time,Jake... I'm going to call guards: get OUT!”

[Lasswell at some point]

I took inspiration from this one ---> https://definitelyincorrectffbequotes.tumblr.com/post/186494467052/lasswell-im-ambidextrous-jake-thats-cool-man/amp?__twitter_impression=true

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Jake, walking with Lasswell to a Staples: Do you think they'll actually have staples?

Lasswell, holding up a pack of staples: Dude, no way.

Jake: ......You know what that means.

Jake, running towards a Dick's Sporting Goods with Lasswell close behind: COME ON-

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Jake: I tripped on the sidewalk and a bunch of gil fell out of my shirt pocket and this fucking vision had the balls to say, "damn, Sonic the hedgehog you okay?!"

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Jake: Share if you don't think.

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Cid: When you've been a Veritas as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Jake: Verdant green is not your color!

Cid: (turns around) Verdant green brINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK-

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Jake: Who are you?

Edgar: I'm you, but better.

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Lasswell: You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Jake: Well, I'll tell you my secret, Lasswell. I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say "Everything's gonna be okay," but I'm lying. And I don't know how much longer I can do it. ...Have a great day, Lasswell!