In a gathering, you smiled sweet at your friends, loving the atmosphere and environment in general, and deciding it was time.
"Yes I'm married. Happily married to my wife" you finally confirmed, to which one of your friends squealed happily "GIRL I KNEW IT, I KNEW YOU WERE FOR THE GIRLIES"
Lasswell chuckled, smiling at your friends "we didn't want a grant wedding, that's why we would rather tell you now before going to our honeymoon".
You blushed and nodded, smiling prideful while Lasswell put a hand on your hip, looking at them warily "Love if you want we can leave" she whispered reassuringly, and you felt that familiar flutter on your chest and blush on your cheeks.
God you loved her.
Vs
"OMG I KNEW YOU WERE A LESBIAN"
Soap squealed, hugging you tightly, you gasped, nearly dying on that hug bcuz that man was as strong as 5 horses.
Price patted Soap's back, happy for you but also concerned Soap would actually kill you this time.
When he pulled back, you turned your head and called out "baby!, c'mere"
And none other than Ghost himself, a man as tall as the door and more terrifying than any urban legend walked towards you, letting you take his hand while he blushed awkwardly at your presentation.
"this is my wife"
"but that's a man-"
"yeah my manwife" And from the corner of the room Roach burst in laughter.


















