#ffdnt

[crystalline-lifestream]

part of me is disappointed that Ardyn isn’t in Dissidia NT [yet] because I adore him, but the other part of me is incredibly relieved because he’s just… fucking impossible to deal with. he’d wreck everybody’s shit on both sides of the fight, and nobody would know what the hell to do with him.

anyway, not to say he’s specifically better or stronger than anyone, but to make a couple comparisons, he’s like… almost Sephiroth levels of deliberate and detached from the situation at hand, combined with near-Kefka levels of faux-friendly, capricious, and unrepentant nihilistic evil. that’s a winning combination for any villain if I’ve ever seen it.

honestly, Spiritus and Materia were probably too scared of his track record with gods (y’know, corrupting Ifrit into doing his bidding, etc.) to dare summon him in the first place. given his supernatural powers and immortality, he’s about as qualified to call himself a deity as either of them, so they might’ve been worried he’d somehow manage to overthrow them both and just seize the throne his damn self.

[sephwolf]

Ok Square Enix, I didn’t know of any rumors except this new DLC was supposed to be a female.. so I was hoping for either Yuffie Kisaragi or Garnet Til Alexandros. Needless to say I’m not disappointed that it’s Rinoa Heartilly.

Lets just keep this FF8 momentum going and finally give us a HD render of the game on IOS and PS4 for goodness sake.

[kaeyayday]

I can’t remember if I posted this onto here yet

[setokinss]

GUESS WHO’S BEEN PLAYING FF DISSIDIA NT  AND GUESS WHO LOVES THEIR BF! HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY U <3 @bf-cakeu

[prompto-protection-agent]

So I just bought Dissidia NT...

[meredithmary]

My mum just walked in on me playing the Dissidia NT beta, playing as Vaan and said, “they look nothing like you.” I explained he wasn’t meant to, she didn’t seem to understand. 

A few minutes later she walks back in and says, “Oh, blonde hair, blue-grey eyes, I see it now.”

My mum low key thinks I look like Vaan.

I look nothing like Vaan.  

[kideraxpride]

Shit NT Beta testers say

1. Is that a bot?

2. Why am I fighting 2 Clouds?

3. Thank god, it's not bots.

4. You better pick Shiva.

5. Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually a bot.

6. I rather have bots than niggas that don't pick Shiva.

7. WHY ARE THERE BOTS IN MATCHMAKINGGGGGGGGGGG

8. Who's got that across the border internet?

9. WHY AM I TARGETED BY 3 PEOPLE?!

10. Guess I'm stuck at the queue screen, time to quit.

11. I haven't gotten a match in 10 minutes.

12. I'm still at the queue screen waiting.

13. Oh, look, I'm on a team with a bot versus 3 actual people. (A different person: While I'm STILL IN THE QUEUE.)

14. Just pick Shiva, you know you wanna win.

15. ALEXANDER?!

16. Why am I getting targeted by 2 people at ONCE?!

17. WHERE IS MY TEAM?!

18. Oh, so you got washed 2 times in 30 seconds. Awesome.

19. WHY DOES CLOUD'S CROSS SLASH REACH ACROSS THE MAP?!

20. WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING THE SUMMONING CORE?! JUST KILL THE PLAYER, FUCK THE SUMMON!

21. Kingdom Hearts 3 will come out before I get into a match.

22. Time to turn my brain off. -Picks Cloud.-

23. Who got that wi-fi from the favelas?

24. Cloud's Climhazzard will be at the base of Mt. Everest and I'll be at the peak and still get hit by that shit.

25. WHICH NIGGA IS AT MCDONALDS PLAYING DISSIDIA ON THEIR WORK BREAK CAUSE THIS LAG

26. So who's playing Dissidia from their grandmother's Macintosh in their basement?

27. BOTS IN MATCHMAKING WAS A MISTAKE

28. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TECH?!

29. IS TENEBROUS BLAST OKI????

30. IS THAT A FUCKING BOT IN AN ONLINE RANKED GAMES

31. WHY DID YOU PICK ODIN?!

32. Yeah, that's cool, just sit off on the side and summon while we have 1 Party Point left and I have the lowest HP.

33. NO SHIT WE LOST, WE HAD A BOT

34. THE FUCK YOU MEAN AN ERROR OCCURED?!

35. I can't wait to play this shit with my squad.

36. If you say you got Player 3, then FUCKING GET PLAYER THREE, WHY IS THIS NIGGA ON MY ASS

37. Who's kicking their router?!

38. I'm STILL in queue.

39. Cloud players just steamroll the fucking square button with their faces

40. At this point, if I fight Squall and Cloud, it's an auto lose.

41. This is legit this first game I've played where I lose at the Character Select Screen.

42. Oh bots? Quit application.

43. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LETTING HIM SUMMON IN YOUR FACE?!

44. If this bitch throws another Holy at me...

45. THIS NIGGA GOT A FREE SUMMON BECAUSE THE LAG WOULDN'T LET ME TECH

46. WHILE I'M OVER HERE GETTING GANGBANGED HARDER THAN MIA KHALIFA BY TWO BLACK GUYS, MY TEAM IS HAVING A PICNIC OR SOME SHIT

47. Why the fuck doesn't this have player matches

48. WHY DO I HAVE TO GO OUT OF GAME TO SEE MY CHARACTER'S BRAVERY ATTACKS

49. Why the fuck does Vaan get 2 HP Attacks?!

50. THIS NIGGA USED FATED CIRCLE AS A DP

51. DID HE JUST WAKE UP FATED CIRCLE?!

52. WHY THE FUCK IS CROSS SLASH OKI?!

53. THIS NIGGA IS LITERALLY JUST MASHING SQUARE

54. How many times are you gonna do up+Bravery with fucking firion.

55. THE NIGGA JUST KEEPS DOING SPIRAL CUT

56. WHY DON’T NIGGAS INTERRUPT THE SUMMONS

57. WHY THE FUCK DOES Y'SHTOLA HAVE A GODDAMN BIND? HOW IS SHE THE ONLY BITCH THAT GETS A CONFIRMED KILL IF SOME DICKHEAD LET HER STACK BRAVERY ALL MATCH

58. WHY IS DARK FLAME FAST AS SHIT NOW

59. Why does Cecil's searchlight no longer have Hitstun...?

60. "I GOT TWO KILLS AND YOU WHACK FUCKS COULDN'T GET ONE?!?!?!"

61. Bartz.. is jumping more than niggas jump from phone company to phone company

62. Holy is a fucking a bitch

[sephwolf]

Can’t wait to get my hands on this guy.