#fffffffffffffffffffffffuck

[antisocialempath]

magneto is a dilf

[inquisitorcastellanos]

Arthur almost killed me yesterday. I felt like I needed CPR... from him.

[bluefactories]

UGHHHHH

so i’m spending the holidays without seeing my family cos medical stuff and OF COURSE the work christmas party (aka the best and only free night out a year i ever go on) is literally 72 hours after i get this surgery i’ve been waiting on for frikken months AND I’M MAD ABOUT IT

like, they’re literally cutting holes in me, i’m gonna feel like shit and not wanna leave the flat to get absolutely hammered on my employer’s dime EXCEPT I DO, BECAUSE IT’S MY REASON FOR PUTTING UP WITH ALL THE CHRISTMAS RETAIL SHIT YEAR AFTER YEAR.

I’M MISSING THE ONE DAY A YEAR WHERE MY SUPERVISORS THROW FREE DRINK TOKENS AT ME FOR NOT BEING SHIT AT MY JOB. >:[

[gailardiagalan]

i have thyroid problems apparently!

[tisnottoolatetoseekanewerworld]

Guess who slept 3 hours and has a 10 hour shift today :))))))

[xlthuathopec]

It is when there are several girls mostly on top of you...

THERE IS NONE ON TOP OF ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH THERES JUST ONE ARM UNDER MY HEAD ONE HAND FU CK I N G IN MY UNDERWEAR THERES ONE ARM AROUND MY WAIST AND THERES ANOTHER ARM ACROSS TO TOUCH PYRRHAS THIGH

ITS NOT HARD TO TURN AT LEAST THE HEAD TO SUFFOCATE MYSELF D AM N I T

[lazarvsmoved-blog]

i have five drafts left but i suffer so much

[qhazomb]

ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL RUN DESTROYED BY A DOUBLE-TROUBLE BLOAT ROOM