#ffuuuck

[tofusquisha]

hot SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[streamsofyellow]

Seee doesn't it feel better knowing how much you're holding? You already made it this long, what's a little longer? You should wait until that soda hits your bladder, and THEN we can see just how desperate you are. 🤭

Um ummm…ummm umm umm…it-it-it-it aaabsouluutely feels better knowing that 😖😖😖 so I’ve had an energy drink, then a large coffee, another energy drink and now a soda. Yeah I can make it a little longer…nnnggggggghggggggg…I-ii even have a green tea up next.

[notthatiwilleverwriteit]

🥺

[thereluctantinquisitor]

I thought my exam was today.

It was yesterday.

I cried like a little bitch for about an hour before realizing I could reschedule it for next week.

[dead-undertale-blog]

I WAS SO BUSY I HAD THE TIME TO FORGET HOW TO DRAW SANS’ DUMB HEAD SKULL FaCE

[freythedoormat]

Today I found out that

...having a swallowing reflex is important, or so I've heard. Turns out, mine is not really supportive of me.

I instantly gag whenever the toothbrush hits the back of my tongue just slightly, but when I deep-throat the barrel of my gun, it's all fine apparently. Why do I deep-throat my gun? Screw you, hello? Who are you, a cop? The throat-goat police?

[siffrining]

change is so so so so scary

[temporarylikeapumpkin]

LIGHT UP THE AAAIR LIGHT UP THE AAAIIIR