Jun 8
sorry but Meryl should've been a lesbian.
she should have ended mgs4 by meeting a cute bitch with a chubby face and a nice rack and they should have lived their best gay life but instead she got shoved into heteronormativity
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sorry but Meryl should've been a lesbian.
she should have ended mgs4 by meeting a cute bitch with a chubby face and a nice rack and they should have lived their best gay life but instead she got shoved into heteronormativity
OKAY so I got my mum into playing Skyrim a while back. She's been really liking it, but it's basically the only game she has played in her life other than Stardew Valley where, like a true Italian, she spent half of her starting gold on a plate of spaghetti. So, as you can imagine, it has been a bit of a learning curve!
Anyway, most of the time she's adorable! Exploring dungeons with her big Nord Dragonborn, doing quests, uncovering the map, taking carriage rides so he 'won't have to walk all that way'. Utter perfection - 10/10.
But then there was today. She approached me, meekly, because she had somehow managed to rack up a 13,000 gold bounty in Markarth. After overcoming my initial shock (and let's be real, a healthy bit of awe) I was like, “It’s okay - don’t worry!” and headed over to her computer to help her deal with it. After stashing her stolen goods (a single silver necklace), we fast-traveled took the carriage to Markarth. However, after wandering all over the city, we couldn't seem to find any guards.
Eventually, after about five minutes of searching, I finally asked her, "What happened? Where is everyone???"
"Oh,” she replied, “the guards tried to arrest me. So I killed them all."
My sweet mother. The Scourge of Markarth. May the Divines have mercy on anyone who tries to bring her to justice for, evidently, she will not.
tomodachi life isn't a cozy game, it's an unhinged game
this is unhinged gaming. absolutely bat shit gaming. my miis are talking about vehicular manslaughter and wanting to be a corpse.
look at him :) look at my sweet baby :)) look how excited and happy he is to destroy somebody's brain :)))) it's his favorite thing :)))))))
Normalize disabled Mantis!
Normalize Mantis being unable/unwilling to keep up with personal hygiene because he's too physically ill/too traumatized (the shower stalls are too narrow and too enclosed and it makes him think of the labs)
Mantis not being able to move parts of his body very well because the burned skin healed too tightly over his joints
Mantis with ARFID and disordered eating
Mantis being immunocompromised due to his burn scarring and the fact that he's missing most of his nose (and therefore a lot of the defenses a nose provides)
Mantis being unable to walk due to his physical illness and that's why he floats everywhere
NORMALIZE DISABLED MANTIS!!!!!!!!!!
headcanon:
Mantis has severe PTSD from the years of medical trauma/abuse he's endured
He won't set foot in hospitals or doctors offices even if it's just for a routine checkup
He avoids things like blood draws because he knows no one will be gentle or patient with him or care about his well-being
The smell of disinfectant makes his hands shake
If things are too sterile, too white, too bright, he gets incredibly anxious and irritable
He hates feeling like he's being held down and will absolutely fight and panic and throw shit around
this is probably a long shot and it will probably be ignored but. does anyone know where I can obtain Mantis' voice lines from the original mgs?
either where I can download them or how I could do it myself, because I really want the audio files of all his voice lines from the original PS1 version of mgs.
like. I will trade you art or fic or whatever, I just. need to get my hands on them so I can listen to my sweet bug's voice
in honor of pride month I head canon that Mantis is not cis or trans rather he's above gender entirely.
he wears what he wants, does what he wants and if you give him shit he breaks your spine with his thoughts.
his gender is 'fuck you and your binary'.
one thing is always constant though, he always fucking slays regardless if he's dressed masc, fem or somewhere in between.
yep, that's it that's the post