Jun 7, 2017
Noctis: Ignis, are you sure these pocket lights will be enough for the journey? What if we spend days in the same cave? Isn’t their energy going to run out? Ignis: Worry not, Noct. I made sure to get this precise brand because their battery is like Gladio. Noctis: Like Gladio? Ignis: ... Ignis: It can last ten times more than the average.
#ignis didn't prepare the joke it just slipped past him#like by when he realized what he was saying he was already midway so#screw it all he would finish the joke nonetheless#except when he finished he just looked at noctis like ._____.#noctis is just petrified lmao#and then he's just like UGH WOW OKAY THANKS IGGY I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT#THANK U FOR THE SICK MENTAL IMAGE#and ignis will just regret it for a moment because#geez this is my prince i should not have delivered a joke this vulgar#but on second thought he's very amused and containinga laugh because#that was so good#ignis is ignis' number 1 fan#he loves his own jokes and finds them to be brilliant#gladnis#gladio x ignis#final fantasy xv#ffxv#ffxv jokes#ignis x gladio#noctis#ignis#gladio
