It’d be fucking hilarious in the au where Buzz knows Zurg is his dad if he tried defending himself from revealing anything and it just went in the worst way possible like XR: Hey what do you guys usually do for Father’s Day? Mira: I don’t do anything my dad just uses it as leverage to get me to quit Booster: Take him out to a fun day on Capital Planet!! Buzz, choking on air and sweating like a pig: I-,,Uh I’m adopted- And now he has that to worry about
















