FGO Prompt: Ra Ra Rasputin
~cacophony of screams andwhat sounds like someone threw a wet cat into an orchestra pit~
Ritsuka: What’s going on here!
Anastasia (confused):…
Ivan (standing protectively next to Anastasia):…
Rasputin (trying to shove a trombone down Mozart throat):…
Mozart: {gurgled trombone noises}
Ritsuka: Anastasia, what is going on?
Anastasia: well Mozart said he found a song I might like and started singing
Ritsuka: okay …
Anastasia: it went “There lived a certain man in Russia long ago~He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow~Most people look at him with terror and with fear~But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear~ He could preach the Bible like a preacher~Full of ecstasy and fire~But he also was the kind of teacher~Women would desire~
Ritsuka:…
Anastasia: then Mozart started singing Ra Ra, when Rasputin ran in and started doing … that.
Ritsuka:….
Rasputin: …
Ivan: …
Mozart: {sad goose sounds}
Ritsuka: carry on then.