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[autobotmedic]

@alacrityabound asked:

Bumblebee’s gonna do a Sneak™️ and softly, but quickly, honk. A lot. Ratchet, pay attention. Beep beep.

Ratchet's audials angle upward at the sudden sound- sounds. The distraction is effective, as he gives up on his own train of thought a few moments later.

"Yes, yes, I hear you," he exvents as he turns, "Hwat is it?"

[autobotmedic]

@unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom​ said:

IF YOU SIT IN A TREE FOR LONG ENOUGH, YOU'LL BECOME INFESTED WITH BUGS AND RODENTS. THAT SEEMS LIKE OPTIMUS' SORT OF AESTHETIC.

     “.....” 

     After a few moments, the medic just, rests a servo over his face. Thank you for that terribly unhealthy concept to imagine, Unicron. 

     “No. It does not.” Optimus has much better hygiene than that.

[gayshrug]

1, 42 and 89 !

1. “last dance” by scratch massive 42. “loveletting” by sons of an illustrious father89. “georgia” by phoebe bridgers