Aug 12, 2019
why is this so fucking funny to me
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why is this so fucking funny to me
we have a new king
edward: do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?
bella: they do.
edward: ...why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?
edward: no, you don’t understand ... i’ve killed people bella
bella:
@twilightnet
to build a home // bella + edward’s alaskan apartment
inspired by an upcoming chapter of my fic “the newborn”
okay but edward should have thanked rosalie at the end of breaking dawn. she supported his wife through her pregnancy and protected her and their daughter while edward sulked and tried to pimp bella out and if it wasn’t for rose i honestly think he wouldn’t have had anything at the end of the book and she deserves CREDIT
me hearing the words “irrevocably” or “effervescent” in the real world:
emmett: must be hard not being able to laugh
edward: i do have a sense of humour you know
emmett: i’ve never heard you laugh before
edward: i’ve never heard you say anything funny