#twilight shitpost

[forkswashington]

i'm one minor inconvenience away from going to volterra italy and stepping out into the sun in front of 1000 unsuspecting passersby

[madeleineengland]

This is basically Bella Swan

[simpfordemetri]

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Edward trying to play baseball with his family after breaking up with Bella in New Moon

[that-stupid-lamb]

I dont think we in the twilight renaissance bring up Bella being a heavy metal enjoyer enough.

I have this vivid image of bella dragging edward to their concert and him white knuckling the whole time because this isn’t debussy

Edit: OK I GET IT THIS IS LINKON PARK NOT METAL IN ALL Y’ALL’S EYES I HAVE NOT READ THESE IN A DECADE I WAS JUST GOING FROM THE TEXT ON PAGE OK.

[railmerosalie]

If the people of Forks made memes:

Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it

This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy

[idontlikedoublestandards]

It's okay if you haven't accepted our darling dark lord, Aro into your heart. We will, unfortunately, have to rip you to pieces and light them on fire, but you're not a heathen or anything.

[pollutedshades]

According to the canon guide Sam was already a werewolf in Twilight. But he hadn't cut his hair yet, so can we all agree he looked like a giant shih tzu when phased?