In a clear attempt at overcompensation for this weekend, I have eaten almost nothing today but greens, fruit, seeds and nuts. My guts need cleaning and I wanted to combat the grease bath with some high vitamin foods. The fiber onslaught was a happy coincidence ei just made worse with the addition of a big pour of chia seeds in my yogurt parfait.
My whole belly is starting to rumble. And I mean the whooollleee thing. Like a low level earthquake. Threatening me. Foreshadowing something terrible.
Hopefully I remember to keep you updated. Hopefully I end up stuck in the bathroom at the crack of dawn, my toes curling in pain, arms laced around my engorged middle, knees to my chest, begging the universe for it to be over soon as yet another cramp tears through me.
