#fictional newspaper

[withoutrunes]

I LOVE this little newspaper bit!  It’s just so neat.

[boxboysandotherwhump]

Newsflash: That‘s the end of the fucking world!

Newspaper transcripts under the cut:

Possible solution for our hunger crisis found?!

Future-crops new fertilizer achieved striking results in laboratory test runs. The growth rate of fertilized corn saplings doubled compared to the control group, circumventing the long process of forced intergenerational evolution.  

Giant tree sprouted through farmers house, destroying it over night.

Interview with agriculturalist Henry Michaelson

‘Me and my wife were lucky that our kids pestered us to celebrate the Easter weekend up in the city with them, for once. God bless my sweet Marry. She‘s headstrong just like her mother. That tree collapsed our entire house. Could have killed us. Oh my, oh my, and we have no idea what to do now. Insurance won‘t cover the damage. All that faulty government‘s fault, let me tell you. Forcing us all to use that mumbo-jumbo chemical shit on our fields and now they won‘t even pay.‘

Scientists or men-children with god complex?!

The fall of Brandenburg made it strikingly clear that the head developer of this project supported their entire thesis on faulty research and ill informed guesses. Their desperation to become humanity‘s savior tainted the perception of their own abilities.  Like Icarus who flew too close to the sun they, too, will burn in the face of their own failure. But they doomed humanity alongside with them.

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[giuliettaluce]

Romeo and Juliet 1996 Newspaper Poster print Leonardo DiCaprio William Shakespeare 

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[night-light-publications]

Night Light—Volume 2: Issue 2

[night-light-publications]

Night Light — Volume 2: Issue 1

[superbearfun]

Introducing "The Hearth & Holler Gazette"

A Small-Town Paper from Little Red Bear’s Honey Hill Country Before we get too far along, there is one small thing I would like to settle right from the start. These days, the moment someone hears the words “weekly” and “email,” a little voice pipes up: Oh no… not JAN. Just Another Newsletter. You know the kind. Crowded inbox. Loud subject lines. Endless self-promotion. More noise than…

Introducing "The Hearth & Holler Gazette"

[acidsneeze]

The Grey Gawker

'...but when that wonderful / intellectual, silver-tongued, trustworthy / and ravishing M.N. decides, you will know too.' Check out this week's fantasy poem, 'The Grey Gawker' on my blog!

This week, I’ve got another poem from my slowly unfurling fantasy world for you, and this one lends itself a bit to the mystery that you probably weren’t even considering (if you’ve caught a couple of these) – who is actually writing these poems? Not in the meta sense that I’m the one coming up with them of course, but more of a ‘who is the narrator?’ sort of deal, which I hope you find…

The Grey Gawker

[martianmuckraker]

Truce at Silk Crater Castle

Truce at Silk Crater Castle

Food chain confusion has caused many tragic incidents throughout galactic history. The Liz’vilians eat eight-legged prey on their home world.  Upon discovering the eight-legged Venomites in the Concordia System the Liz’vilians, following their natural instincts, started using them for food, not realizing that these arachnids had developed high-level consciousness and rationality.  The resulting…

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