SLOW. YOUR. ROLL.
"You're like one of those old people... On a scooter. Goin down the road.. on the sidewalk... On the CROSSWALK. And you just wanna get out and tell 'em kick it into high gear! ... You just, you just need to get that roll a'moving. You need to throw that roll out the window. And get it moving. BUT IF YOU THROW THAT ROLL TOO HARD, you're gonna hafta slow your roll. Because... If you're goin' too fast in a car and a deer jumps out in front of you... You're gonna hit that deer... But if you're goin really slow... not too slow but slow enough... you're gonna be able to see that deer and stop in time for that deer. And avert it. You have time to THINK about the situation. Because you SLOWED your ROLL." rofl. Tessa L:D "See you didn't slow your roll. You're goin too fast there. That's why you screwed up so many times!" In conclusion: "SLOW YOUR ROLL. Otherwise you might hit that deer. But not too slow... that you're stopped on the road." "and you're goin down the road, and a deer jumps out of you-" "WAIT WAIT. If I'm goin down the road and I'm goin at the exact right roll rate and a deer jumps out of me? I'M STILL GONNA GO APESHIT."
( @fieldgalaxies Facebook reminded me of a beautiful thing that happened back in 2009.)
