i’m obsessed with dower he’s such a loser. he’s least the last person to know what’s going on. whenever something good happens to him he fucks it up. he makes the worst possible decision in any situation. he’s a prude. he hates women. he doesn’t know how to leave well enough alone or when to shut up. he creates all of his own problems. he is his own worst enemy. his entire role in all of the books he’s in is to be useless. a+ protagonist to be honest




