Alex, arriving to battle: Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff.
Mallory: Oh, and now Magnus is going to show up and say “I’m stu-”
Magnus, screaming and breathing heavily, obviously roughed up: ALEX PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR SHAFT
Mallory:
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Alex, arriving to battle: Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff.
Mallory: Oh, and now Magnus is going to show up and say “I’m stu-”
Magnus, screaming and breathing heavily, obviously roughed up: ALEX PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR SHAFT
Mallory:
Alex: If you don’t respect and accept asexuals and aromantics as part of the LGBTQ+ community, I’LL KILL YOU!!
Magnus: She’s serious.
Magnus: I’m straight
Alex, sliding into Valhalla in HoT: AhahahshgshHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHDGSHAHAHA
Alex: I’m going to take you out
Magnus: You’re going to KILL ME?!?
Alex: What? No-! I meant like a date