#fifth world problems

[dendropolis]

I fucking hate him and I really hope he dies.

[kodyzprobablyfine]

OH MY GOD?

bro has almost made 15-20 bucks doing guardians of the gahalxy

i dont even make that much ever with my 75 hr a day job and i literally have to keep planets from crashing into each other. ive stopped like thousands of apocalypses, mostly cuz i lost them, and i only get half a penny a day 😩

[nb-marshal]

No one

Literally no one

Not a single soul

Dr. Crow: Will someone take me out for a walk already?

[yaoimancy-blog]

Don't you just hate it when the water dissolves in your body, killing you instantly?

[backlogged]

Dear body:

You can not be hot and out of breath and cold and sneezing at the same time.

It just does not work like that, pls pick one

[antientropicnovelty]

Legitimate issues:

I accidentally gave adderall to my Ford Fiesta and now it's a Ford Focus. ‪

[hermajestyschimera]

lamb