KODY

KODY / KAI | ANY PRNS | just a silly guy happy to be here

[kodyzprobablyfine]

OFFICIAL BLOG INTRO

HI IM KODY AND THIS IS ABT ME AND WHAT I DO ON MY BLOG

BEFORE YOU NAVIGATE, HERE ARE TRIGGERS!!

CW: hannibalism, dissociated identities, bpd fp, unreality, substances, occasional gore, and mild paraphilia content [mostly anthropophagia and asphyxiophilia and vampirism]

Now that that's outta the way, HELLO uhh I basically reblog any and everything thats appealing to me and that includes a lot of "messed up" shit like whats listed above. That also includes tho cute dog videos and wrestling shit, it really depends on my mood and feed💀

My pronouns are mostly he/him but idc if you use like it/its or anything thats feral, carnal, or rotted kinda.

I'm a wrestler and I do MMA and have a black belt in taekwondo. I love combat sports and aspire to be in Bellator or ONEFC and my favorite fighter is Rodtang and my favorite wrestler is Jordan Burroughs [MURIKA 🦅🔥‼️]. I also play bass guitar, tuba, cello, and tenor sax.

I also love gaming, specifically fighting and indie games. obviously i love fnafs franchise but i also love omori more than life itself and overwatch and ufc 4.

I'm so bad at stuff like this, but feel free to ask anything else in my box if you wanna know more ‼️

ALSO THIS BLOG IS HEAVILY INFLUENCED BY NBC HANNIBAL AND BLUEY AND EUPHORIA- MY COMFORT SHOWS ARE VERY CONTRASTING IK BUT I LOVE TJEM

[kodyzprobablyfine]

Do you have any other social media? I don't want to lose my moots if this site goes to hell.

just discord! my discord is kodeeznutz

[bunnygirlskull]

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

[bichromia]

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[whelf]

[oatlymilk]

fixed it‼️

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[virtualgirladvance]

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

[bearie]

[chucktaylorupset]

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE

OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY

TWO ATTA TIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A CENT

THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,

BOTTLE, AND FERMENT

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I DONT MAKE JACK

EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD

#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS

[twofingerswhiskey]

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

[witchwardian]

I've seen enough.

[niksfake]

so my tumblr app is doing this fun thing where it just shows me empty posts sometimes, because why not. and this one just really worked for me.

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[starwarspissorgy]

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

[cats-n-facts]

[valtsv]

the flesh putrefies, the machine rusts, and the divine corrupts, and so the rot remains supreme

[valtsv]

[catchymemes]

[card-of-the-day]

Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card

[horreurscopes]

[bugwings]

what is a glasgow kiss even anyway ?

[sinkies]

here’s what i found

[voidex]

Some of my favorite replies.

[thememedaddy]