#figurative shit

[parasite-2]

I NEED MORE SHIT TO STICK ON MY WALL

[mayatheinferno]

A duple flush

get that shit outta here

[hidden-utopias]

highkey just want to take a bubble bath and have someone (((((( jarommemckinnon ))))))) make me a really yummy breakfast so I can eat it whilst in my delicious smelling bubble bath

[willietheplaidjacket]

Who wants to talk to me about drawing and shit?

[frankenstfu]

I'm still shitting myself over the fact that I bought the physical copy of infamous deluxe edition like I can feel the shit coming out of my ass as I type this

[gopink12]

omg so my girlfriend and I are in the same english class and our teacher makes these terrible jokes that no one laughs at, then when everyone is quiet she bursts out into fake laughter saying "it was a joke you're supposed to laugh." So for christmas, we got her a laugh button which is just like the staples easy button, and she just shit 

[counttwinkula]

if my mom requests i come out to my extended family one more time i'm going to fucking scream

big, dramatic coming out things are actually not at all fun???

i ain't give a damn if they know that i'm gay, it's not that

it's just that i don't want to have to figure out the logistics and stuff of how to tell them all together at the same time

i'm more of a "slip it into a conversation casually" guy when it comes to outing myself

but i know that doesn't exactly work with people who've either known you since you were born or whom you've known since they were born

all the same it's my choice whether or not i come out to them and right now my choice is not to

mom: if you want so badly for them to know, YOU TELL THEM